9. YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE OF EXPERT OR BEGINNER
8. LESSONS ARE AVAILABLE
7. STICK GETS WAXED ON A REGULAR BASIS
6. BOARD IS ALWAYS HARD
5. YOU ALWAYS GET PICKED UP WHEN IN LINE
4. ABUNDANCE OF VIRGIN TERRITORY
3. GET TO CHOOSE LENGTH AND WIDTH OF YOUR STICK
2. YOU CAN BUY A PASS SO YOU CAN HAVE ACCESS WHENEVER YOU WANT
1. YOU GET STRAPPED IN SO YOU WON'T SLIP OUT
10. CHOCOLATE SATISFIES EVEN WHEN IT HAS GONE SOFT
9. CHOCOLATE LASTS AS LONG AS YOU WANT IT TO
8. YOU CAN HAVE CHOCOLATE IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER
7. THE WORDS "I LOVE YOU" DO NOT SCARE AWAY CHOCOLATE
6. YOU CAN ASK A STRANGER FOR CHOCOLATE WITHOUT GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED
5. CHOCOLATE DOES NOT MAKE YOU PREGNANT
4. YOU CAN HAVE CHOCOLATE ANY TIME OF THE MONTH
3. WHEN YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE, IT DOESN'T KEEP THE NEIGHBORS AWAKE
2. GOOD CHOCOLATE IS EASY TO FIND
1. WITH CHOCOLATE, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY
9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK
8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT
7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO "TAKE IT TO THE HOLE"
6. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON
5. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE
4. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO
3. YOU KNOW ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS
2. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS
1. THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS
TOP 10 REASONS TRUCK DRIVING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. YOU ALWAYS SEE SOMETHING NEW9. YOUR GEAR SHIFT WONT GO LIMP ON YOU
8. TRUCK DRIVING IS A LEGAL PROFESSION IN ALL 50 STATES
7. HAVING "DOUBLES" OR "TRIPLES" IS NOT UNCOMMON
6. WALK AROUND INSPECTIONS BEFORE GETTING IN
5. KEEP TRACK OF WHERE YOU'VE BEEN ON LOG BOOK
4. YOU DROP YOUR LOAD SEVERAL TIMES DAILY
3. WHEN LUBRICATION GETS LOW, A WARNING LIGHT COMES ON
2. THERES REST AREAS WHEN YOU GET TIRED
1. IF YOU LOSE SOME RUBBER, IT WON'T CAUSE A PREGNANCY
TOP 10 REASONS SHOPPING IS BETTER THAN SEX....
10. IF DOESN'T FIT CAN RETURN FOR ANOTHER SIZE
9. CAN STOP AND HAVE LUNCH IN THE MIDDLE
8. CAN LAST ALL DAY OR UNTIL YOUR FEET HURT
7. YOU CAN DO IT FOR YOURSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE
6. "SHOPPING AROUND" WILL NOT MAKE YOU PREGNANT
5. YOU DO MORE AROUND THE HOLIDAYS
4. HAVE A SALES PERSON TO FIND WHAT YOU WANT
3. CAN TRY ON BEFORE BUYING
2. SOMETIMES YOU CAN BUY ONE/GET ONE FREE
1. IF NOT FULLY SATISFIED, CAN RETURN FOR FULL REFUND
TOP 10 REASONS COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN SEX...
10. A POINT AND CLICK IS ALL IT TAKES
9. WANT TO BE BIGGER OR FASTER, IT IS EASY TO UPGRADE
8. THERE IS A HELP BUTTON IN CASE YOU GET STUCK
7. YOU CAN TURN IT ON BY PRESSING A BUTTON
6. WHEN YOU NEED TO GET OUT FAST USE THE ESCAPE KEY
5. A COMPUTER VIRUS IS NOT LIFE THREATENING
4. THERE IS A SURGE PROTECTOR TO PROTECT FROM THOSE SUDDEN BURSTS
3. CLASSES ARE AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL COLLEGE
2. IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE, USE THE "DELETE" KEY
1. DON'T HAVE TO LIE ABOUT HARD DRIVE SIZE _________________________________________________________________________