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Gumdrop And Ticklebritches cyber bloopers...ever felt shy or uncontrolled..ever pm'ed the wrong person..ever make a complete ass of yourself..and lived to tell about it...*L* well so have we..and the others around you...read on McDuff *LOL*....


Well...at one time or another, we've all experienced some, one or maybe even all (and if your answer is all...*L* damn we feel sorry for you!) News Flash: Some names have been edited to protect the guilty parties...*WEG*


The Semi-Lifter...*LOL*


.Ever talk to a guy for so long ....and you know the more you talk the more he is getting excited, and of course you do entice the situations just a bit, anyway....by the time the conversation is over...you know this guy is going to go out with a chubbie so large he will be able to jack up a 40 foot a semi...!!!The things we do....*LOL*

Gotta Pee!


Ok folks..Gummy here...*S*..so this one is mine...*L* seems every time I get into a chat..I gotta pee..*L* can I help it if I gotta pee...so a couple people..who will remain nameless (Lil and Jeff!) have decided to trick me and my Hamster Bladder, once I even smacked my knee on the damn coffee table trying to go pee without timing out *LOL*. Now, I must remember though..next pee..it get's fed ex'ed to Westy..*kotcs* hun. And Jeff...Lil..still thinking of your little commentary..warm running water, a beautiful babbling brook, crossing my legs...aw shoot...pee time. *LOL*

Ooops...Husband in the House


I was chatting on ICQ with %$%&&$$---we were talking about screwing and how horney he was--he said he liked blow jobs----all of a sudden Mike (the hubby) walks up behind puter-----LOL I pissed my pants--and closed down like NOW!!!!!! I mean it I was really quick---LMBO-- I about lost my lunch---- #^&$&^^& was LHAO over the whole thing!!! scared me shittless....Damn! gotta hate it when the hubby pops up...and as if that's not funny enough...listen to this *LOL*...One of the girls I talked to on ICQ was a newbie...and she met a guy...found out he was a youngun....anyway....she was talking to him and going on and on and the the poor boy had a slight attention problem...His wee willy winkie was at attention and he had his first on line affair....the funny thing was she did not realize that she had a message dialog....and her husband found it months later hmmmm divorce courts?. and now...mom's home...*giggling* this is a fellow chatters experience... i was cybering..when my mom came into the room..she read my private message and busted up laughing..then she wrote to the guy *LOL* I can only imagine that note she sent...hmmm excuse me little boy, this is my daughter you're talking to...should you continue this vulgarity, than I shall be foreced to send a note to your mom and have you grounded *LMAO*

The Jammie Blower


.Did you ever...get into a deep conversation with someone and you know they are sitting there talking to you in there jammies and they ask what you have on and being polite you tell them...you continue your discussion, going inseveral directions..all have sexual connotatins ... and all of a sudden you are again getting the yes ....yes.....yes.......thing ....and then out of the blue he tells you he..."Oh my I just came in my jammies".....*LOL*...well did you ever?????

Mistaken Identities


when I was a newbie--I was talking to Michael 40 alot--he always entered a room by going pm--and saying *let me tickle those britches* well one day I went into a room with a plain Michael--not realizing that--it wasnt Michael 40---- he wouldn't talk to me so I went public and wanted to know what I had done to piss him off-- and just kept doing it over and over---finally this Michael person pm-ed me and said---*who the hell are you*?? *LOL* gummy--he was really pissed at me---he started yelling at me--come to find out his girl was in the room and wanted to know who I was too--I left real quick__LOL

Oh...Was This Meant For ME?


Have you ever had your icq going absolutely crazy...with message after message and you know that the people you are talking with are in the same situation....and all of a sudden you get a message such as...."Hey sexy...I am sitting here and my cock is throbbing for you" I did and new who it was for and busted out laughing...I of course had to tell the intended I received her message by mistake....And she got a bit embarrassed and so did the sender of the important message,but after he craweled out from under the rock he hid under, we laughed at length about it and can now joke about the message!!!

Happy Birthday To Me...


one nite &*%&(*^ before *&&*^%$ was in picture--came in a room and was pm-ing me-- he knew my b-day was coming up--he wanted to give me a big surprise--- he wanted to cyber with me--for my b-day--I told him I dont do that stuff--he said--sit back and relax--it wont hurt at all--- he did a wall thing-- oh my!!!oops--this isnt a blooper--LOL forget this one!!

I'm 7 1/2 Inches Hun...


It's Big Jake and the twins!! *LMAO* a newbie I was---%$&$&$^$^%%^--pm-ed me on about the 3rd post--wanted to know about me--told him I didnt pm--he said *come on ask me* I said ask you waht? he said I know you want to know--I said know what--? finally I said ok whatever --finally he pm-ed me and proceded to tell me the size of petey!!

It's Jekell & Hyde...


did you ever talk to someone in PM or on ICQ and they are very sweet and very calm and they are from a different country..and you are interested in the conversation...and finally after talking for a while they want to call you so like a goof you give them your number at work. And of course he calls and the first thing said to you is imagine him coming up behind me, placing his hands on my shoulders, leaning down & kissing my nipples...I am at work my face is bright red..I am thinking this is a jeykl and hyde thing and all he wanted to hyde was his wiennie in her and she was at work!! Talk about embarassing moments

It's Strip Monopoly Time!!

Each time you pass go...I get a kiss..and everytime you go directly to jail, I get a rub..*L* those are my rules...these are his...Rule #1 , you get no property...Rule #2 , land on mine loose all clothing *LOL* (How's that for a typical male responce? *LMAO*)But hell..I still come out ahead of the game....he says..You can have all the money , no good in my game *G*...Back rub if you follow the rules *L*..but I want a full body massage...*LOL*. Ok..so you really want the rules to this game? *wink* 10.00 for shoes and socks, 150 for pants, 300 for a bra...350 for panties (clean ones please! *L*) 500 for boxers...*LOL* and if you are female..you get to make the rules up as you go along *LMAO*...have fun..*eg* I did!

So..What ARE Your Intentions? Hmmmm....



The first time I talked to ^*^*^* I pm'ed her. She came back with Mr.XXX tryin to chase me out. Said she doesn't pm on the first meeting. Mr.XXX was asking what my intentions were with this lady so I had to tell nothing bad intended at all.*EG* Yeah right...come on..you really think we believe that? *L* nothing intended...*rotfl*

OOOWWWW! Thigh Cramp!


*LMAO*..ever had a conversation that went like this? Damn..I just stood up and got a thigh cramp (yes..this is Gummy's Story) and your friend is LHAO... Oh my god.....how running to the bathroom *LMAO* (nice friend huh?) so I tell her nope..just stretching..this is an innocent conversation after all...here she goes again...Yeah right....trying to run to the bathroom....you are so clumsy, shit you can't walk and chew gum at the same time *LMAO (and this is a friend? she's suppose to say..are you alright and be worried and shit..hell, I need new friends)...*LMAO* so I try to make a joke out of it..*G* and say..could you imagine..here you are having sex and you get one of these damn leg cramps? you're writhing and moaning and clutching his back for and fisting him trying to get him to move..*L* all the time he thinks hes having the best sex he's ever had...and here's her response..*LMAO*...and all the time you are freaking out with pain in your leg...and with every thrust you scream a bit louder and all of a sudden the cramp is so bad you stiffen up like you just had a second orgasm.....*ROTFLMAO*...and you lay there reaking in pain...and the stud muffin...is trying so freakin hard to do it a second time *LMFAO*...(gotta admit I laughed big time at this..and participated too...*L* so I respond...yep..and I'm lying there crying rolled up in a ball cause I'm in so much pain and he thinks it's the after effect and I'm crying cause he was so good..all the while he's strutting in front of the bed like the seventh wonder of the world...talking to dear little stanley the power tool..cause he wants to do it again *L*)...and here's lil again...Can you imagine the goof walking around with the chest sticking thinking he is the next thing to god as you lay there writhing in pain...OH my god ......getting a bit excited are we *L*? So..have you ever had a conversation like that? *LOL*

Single Finger...Palm Diddling *LOL*


Have you ever been chatting....with a man ..of course dont we all...anyway...and noticed that after you have been into the discussion for some length of time that everything he types seems to be associated witht he left side of the key board....like the word yes.....or great......and think this is amazing...another man that has perfected the one handed typing........and then the next thing you wonder is what is there right hand doing..????? Spanking the monkey perhaps !!!!! *LOL*

One Beer..Two..Ohhhhhhh Let's Screw


Do you ever wonder about the guys on the net that are always pushing the beer or alchol....first are they really drinking...and second..do they honestly believe you are and that they are going to get Cyber lucky........I Dont Think So.......and if they are drinking that much and feeling that toasty.....(see Spanking the Monkey)

Message Sent...To Someone Else!


Ok...so here I was feeling pretty naughty one night...I was teasing like crazy...and trying to get a rise out of a pretty funny guy..hmm he is also highly stimulated (most of the time) well here I was sending him naughty little pictures over ICQ...mostly sexual acts...well..any of you who know ICQ or have it..know that when you click a person's name to send a message and someone is sending you one at the same time..well you are sending your message/url to the person sending you..*LOL* *blushin...big time red faced here* this naughty little pic, was a brunette going down on a man...needless to say..the picture did not go to the correct person...next thing you know I'm getting posts like crazy....sheesh..and now I'm a sweet innocent girl *L*...told him I was sending it to a fiance to bring him home early...it pays to think on your feet...but I'm still getting messsages...*LOL*

Laugh or Laugh Harder?


Here's one for the record books *L*. have you ever gone into a room and gotten a private message (pm) right away telling you..."I'll be a little slow on my responses, cause I had to get my vibrator". Here's the question...Would you just ignore this? Respond to it? or just LYAO...I'm choosing the laughing my ass off*LMAO*...Well here's one that had me running to pee...had me laughing like a damn loon! *L*...The guy was all hot and bothered....in fact it was Ken...anyway he is all horned up and she is getting hot...and in the middle, the damn vibrator went out of batteries and she had to leave in a hurrry and Ken did not know what to do...*LMAO*..I'm suggesting he read Spanking the monkey *LOAO*...

Truth or Dare...What's Up with That?


.....what is that.....first how are they going to dare you...and second....how do they know if you really did it or not....Like anyone knows....it is just a form of really who has the best imagination *LOL*...Hell..the better the imagination...the better the game *eg*

Rude...Crude...Or Just Damn Gross!


Ok this one was sent to us ....So dont blame the authors!!!! It is raunchy.....One of our humorous ones...said that while she was having a sexual discussion with a friend...they started talking about sex and positions and if they did this or that...and ended up on the oral sex question....She asked if he enjoyed oral sex and was one to return a favor....He of course said yes and and upon finishing the statement said if it was good...he had a tendency to belch....So women if you have a friend that does this.....we may know him.....*LOL*...*LMAO* it's damn disgusting..but why are we laughing? hmmmm?

Need We Say More...


Here are a few different incidents...newbie as I was--again-- went into the *MENS ROOM* -- gullible me couldn't understand why all the occupants were guys-----until they started posting pictures------OH MY GOODNESS----of naked men doing naked men----I was in a gay room!!!! needless to say I retreated from there--- LMAO...damn! that's funny!!...Bet it's happened to you too huh? *LOL*... I am not kidding *L*. I did it too *LOL*...it is not that funny I was new at it and did not know that....where else would you go to meet a guy but the guys room....*LOL*.....did not think it was gay men *LOL*. *LMAO*..oh yeah right...not that funny? gimme a break..than why the hell am I laughing? OK...now from a man's point of view...I was looking around this chathouse and I may remind you that I am new!! But I saw the men's room..I thought it looked interesting..I THOUGHT it was just a place to gather with the boys and talk sports and guy things..well I went in..oh shit...the pictures started posting and the come ons were flying...and the next thing flying was my ass out of that room!! Okay..now that's funny! but hun...no need to get uptight...you didn't like the pics? are you sure? *LOL*...and now for the real life version...well it did happen when i was in the service, me and some buddies went out one night in a strange town and blunder into a gay bar, strage sight, we didn't stay long *LMAO*...*rotflmao* Okay...what I would have paid to have been a fly on the wall..hmmm did ya happen to drop the soap before you left? Shit..that's too funny! *LMAO*

This Too?


*LOL* and it happened to her... said she went into the woman's room thought it would be a good place for womens chatter.....and when she got there they were all talking about making love with one another!!! YIKES!!!serious chills here...shivers...glad that's not mine *LMAO*

Public Privates...


*L* Before you start to wonder...yes..this is from a guy...I was removing some undies and getting ready to "explore" the region, but I hit public and not whisper...Some jerks started yelling and so I told em that I roll it from a book to liven up the room ( I bet that worked...*L* quick thinking )..and continued to play...That wasn't all of it...she slipped too ( Slipped what? hmm I wonder... ). Anyway, it was hysterical. We should have just gone public and given everyone the fun without doing it...Good thinking..why don't you do that next time? *LOL*. dialing 9-1-1...i posted my phone number..by accident..of course *L*, my question..did anyone call ya?...nooo all the occupants were from texas and farther luckily..plus i told them i was posting the local police departments numbers*LOL*. come on...not a single call? wait...men..9-1-1 that's a toughie *LMAO* kidding folks!...Sheesh...everyone has a Public private to share! *L*...oh hey thought of another one....this guy was pming a girl and talking sexy and trying to get her all hot...and he was going to send over a naked pic of him and he accidently sent it in open chat by mistake...and they were all laughing in the house L* Hmmmmm, Laughing at the size perhaps? *LOAO*

Two Strikes...


Well a fellow chatter sent this...about the internet....i've met several of the women i've talked to......living with one that i met through internet dating service.....the first divorce - it was sort of highlighted by the computer and the flirting - made me realize that the marriage was dead.....(hmmm so that's your take on internet marraige huh?).met another gal through AOL - she lived in Shreveport Lousianna - had a great set of knockers - but was a member of the zipper club - and talk about distracting!Well hun...ever heard of that old term...third strik and you're out? hmmm my quesion is..can you spell commitment...hell wait a sec..did I spell that right? *LOL*

Clogging Up The First Time...


This is an addition from a fellow chatter of coarse *S*, When I first started to cyberchat, one of the first things I hear about was cybersex. Being the curious person that I am, I decided to try to check this out. After going nowhere and totally embarassing myself, I found one lady who wanted to help me lose my cyber-virginity...as much as I wanted to lose it. As we were getting hot and heavy into it, the wife comes home..(Gee...I love the faithful type...). Obviously there was som quick hiding of messages, and getting her out of the room so I would not time out. I would not want her to think that that is all I do on it. So she went off to prepare dinner. Since she was busy, I got back to what I was doing. So, as my chat partner and I approached the "climax", the wife yelled and that the disposal was clogged...I went downstairs hoping she would not notice my overyly excited state, The last thing I wanted to do was try to explain the bulge in my pants. I got the disposal to release it's load...so I was able to go back and release mine. While it wasn't the best cyber sex I ever had...(I hope your partener isn't reading this...), it'll have to do until %^&@%^&** and comes around!! *LOL* nice, my suggestion? *L* next time you decide to blow your load..make sure the wife isn't home and your door is locked *LOL*

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NOT!! *LMAO*


Ok folks..this one is too funny for words *LMAO*...see for yourself...*L*.....one night while chatting with this guy .........right in the middle of cybering,......it was at a most crucial time, he began typing 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.......well,.....I thought he was ummmm....CUMMING......he typed those damn 333333's for 20 min........hell I thought he had a heart attack or seizure......kept honking that stupid horn in ICQ......no response...Come to find out he fell ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......I was scared to death........he was soooo embarrassed....*ROTFLMAO**......I told him NEVER to tell anyone he fell asleep on me......would simply ruin my reputation!!! *L*... *LMAO* no kidding girl! *L* take some advice hun...*L* brush up on your technique before you but some other poor soul to sleep *LMAO*...or better yet...give him a comic to keep him entertained *LMAO* too damn funny! hehehe

Over Excited....What a Twit! *L*


Ok now.....*S* This is the blooper of the Century...*LMAO*...Our sweet friend gummy was so excited about the second award we received for our blooper page that she went right in to load it on her page.......Here is the funny thing....the blooper page is attached to her homepage...and in going in to put the award on the blooper page she got a tad carried away and changed the HTML on her home page to advanced and screwed up her whole home page...Now I know I should not laugh but the the funny thing was listening to her moan about screwing it up for the award and having to go into hiding all night just to fix the original home page......So everyone now please look at her new homepage and tell her it is good.....Ooooopppppsss....*LMAO*..*L* Lil...I just want to point out that you're a bitch *LMAO*...and my page does suck...so anyone reading this...consider yourself warned...*G*

Attact of the Giant Christmas tree *LMAO*


Oh hey here is a dandy blooper........Rosey....yesterday, was bumming cause her cyber dream did not talk to her so she got all hammered on tequilla......and then ate the worm......then decided to put up the Christmas tree...while playing on the puter...the tree decided to fall on her and almost gave her a black eye....*LMAO*..Well now there is the blooper to top all bloopers...*LMAO* mmm hey you...happen to have an extra worm? huh?


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