Jokes!
HOW TO HANDLE STRESS
14 SPECIAL TECHNIQUES
Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says HAVE A NICE DAY!, tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things you have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and
send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.
Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in them, return them the next day.
Drive to work in reverse.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.
Bill your doctor for the time you spend in their waiting room.
Only works for guys:
Get a box of condoms, then wait in line at the
check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
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