Even Robo and Warren think this page is a *Blast*
Robo goes Fishing!
In the Beginning
The Old Man: Bones, here at C.O.P Security we need to come up with an indestructable machine to stop the lawlessness in this town. But that was the worst demonsration of an enforcement droid I have ever seen!
Bones (Jones): You think it's imperfect just because it killed ONE innocent employee?!?
The Old Man: I thinkit's imperfect because it didn't automaticaly clean up the mess after it killed the employee! I want full automation in all our products!
An Employee: Send the medics! Jenkins has been annihilated by our latest driod! Where's the body? In the conference room...and in the hallway...and on the ceiling...and under the rug and...
Boob Cartin: I'v come up with my own protective driod but I need a dead cop to make it a working model!
Another Employee: In this town, we should have a dead cop for you in about 30 seconds!
In the Warehouse where Murphy get's Shot
Clearance: I'll teach you cops not to follow a fully armed team of maniacs into adeserted warehouse without a backup! There, I shot off each of your fingers...Now I'll shoot of each of your toes...Then...
Bad Guy: Instead of killing cops with one bullet, Clearence insists on shooting them apart, bit by bit by bit!
Other Bad Guy: I know! Half the reason we hold up banks is to get money for more amunition!
In the station with RoboCop
Boob Cartin: This is a special officer! He will obey every command! All you have to do is feed him this special robo/electronic/organic food!
Officer: Since when does Gerber make robo/electronic/organic food?
Boob Cartin: Oay, so it's baby food! But when you bill the goverment $450.00 a jar, you have to make it sound exotic!
RoboCop's NEW Directives
#1. UPHOLD THE LAW, EVEN IF IT MEANS DISPENCING WITH ALL LOGIC.
#2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT WHILE DESTROYING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN PROPERTY.
#3. SERVE THE MOVIE VIEWING PUBLIC BY STOPPING VIOLENCE--WITH VIOLENCE.
#4. CREATE SUSPENCE BY NOT TELLING WHAT THE FOURTH DIRECTIVE IS--TILL LATER.
Robo in the Hallway
Boob Cartin: Roboflop left the building! Did he say where he was going?
Lewpis: To get some refreshments!
Boob Cartin: Dairy Queen?
Lewpis: No. Radio Shack!
RoboCop, to criminals: "Don't move, creep."
Fraser: "Now there's no need to be rude. Yes they are criminals, but they still have the right as human beings to be treated with respect by officers of the law."
RoboCop, ignoring Fraser, to criminals: "Drop your weapons!"
Fraser: "...please." joke by: Lorene Turner
I think you better do what he say's Mr. Kinney.
Courtesy of graupner@execpc.com
And MAD Comics
