Pete: "But you don't have asthma!" Berg: "Don't need it!"
Berg: "That's the wonder of me!"
Berg: "Ooh oranges."
Berg: "Hold that thought I may have poisoned Pete." "Two Guys, A Girl And A Presentation"
Berg: "Aw Pete can I keep them? I swear I'll take care of them!!"
Berg: "8:40, firm arch support and emotional support."
Bill: "You did not just snap at me!" "Two Guys, A Girl And A Guy"
Berg: "Just play dumb." Pete: "We are dumb."
Pete: "Berg, you don't know how cute we look to larger men."
PR Guy: "Let me get this straight, you stole the banner, got scared and brought it back." Pete: "Hahahahahahaha yes sir."
Sharon: "Are you guys nuts?" Berg: "I'm nuts this is my partner pretzels." "Two Guys, A Girl And A Celtic Game"
Sharon: "Why do I smell peaches?"
Sharon: "You guys are so losing." Berg: "And loving it!" "Two Guys, A Girl And An Apartment"
"Two Guys, A Girl And A Softball Team"
Berg: "Woah....big brain!"
Berg: "You know what they should do? Make bigger charts that they you could write bigger."
Pete: "But Colorado's so far away." Berg: "Not if you're in Denver."
Berg: "Not the ladle!" "Two Guys, A Girl And A Recovery"
"Two Guys, A Girl And A Party"
Pete: "If it was that easy, why didn't you do that when she was stalking me? Berg: "When she was stalking you, it was funny."
Berg: "Molly has, how can I put this, a horrifying, scary, evil, violent side!" "Two Guys, A Girl And A Chance Encounter"
"Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Delivery"
"Two Guys, A Girl And How They Met"
"Two Guys, A Girl And A Dad"
"Two Guys, A Girl And A Landlord"
Pete: "You're a med student what the heck do you know about arcitecture?"
Ashley: "My father is an arcitect."
Pete: "My mother is a woman that doesn't mean I understand them." "Two Guys, A Girl And Someone Better"
"Two Guys A Girl And A Vacation"
Berg: "Holy incompatibility Batman!" "Two Guys A Girl And A Tattoo"
"Two Guys A Girl And A Homecoming"
"Two Guys A Girl And An Elective"
Sorry, I will get more quotes in asap.
Send me your favorite lines and what episode they are from!!
