This is from the episode with Boyz II Men as the musical guest.

• Ed (pouring soda into a cup): "There. Okay, I'm ready."
• Chuck: "Ed, there is no way that you can drink an entire Turbo Good Gulp in under 10 seconds."
• Ed: "Oh yeah, Behold."
• Other employee (Looking at her watch ) : "Okay, go!
  (Ed quickly drinks it)
• Everyone: "Ed, Ed ,Ed..."
• Other employee: "9 seconds!"
• Chuck: "He did it!"
• Ed: "Yeah, I am the king of liquids." (he burps)
• Everyone: "Ewww..."
  (Sound of a car horn)
• Chuck: "Someones at the drive-thru. Back to work."
  (Everyone goes back to work)
• Ed: "Cool, yeah."
• Customer: "Hi! I'd like a Good Burger please."
• Ed: " Uh,umm... you're gonna have to wait. I have to tinkle."
• Customer: "Ewwww!"
• Ed: "Uh, Judy! Could you cover for me? I really gotta tinkle.
• Judy: "No Ed. The bathroom is out of order."
• Ed: "Okay, that's okay I'll just clean it up."
• Judy: "Uh uh! You're gonna have to wait until the plumber gets in here this afternoon."
• Ed: "Oh come on Judy, but I'm all full of tinkle."
• Judy: "You're just gonna have to wait."
• Ed: Oh okay, okay, alright, ummm..." (To the customer) "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"
• Customer: Yeah! I told you, I want a Good Burger."
• Ed: "Okay, uh, where do you live?"
• Customer: "About six blocks from here, why?"
• Ed: "Umm, do you have a bathroom at your house?"
• Customer: "Yeah..."
• Ed: "Can I come over?"
• Customer: "No!"
• Ed: "Uh"
• Customer: "You're disturbing." (She walks away)
• Ed: "Okay, okay, just don't think about tinkling. Don't think about tinkling."
• Connie Muldoon: "Hello, I'm Connie Muldoon!"
• Ed: "Yeah, well, what do you want Connie?"
• Connie: "Well, I have a medium Good Soda here, which is plenty for me to drink, but we Muldoons like to drink out of large cups. May I have a larger cup?"
• Ed: "Yeah, okay, okay, here you go." (hands her the cup)
• Connie: "Thank you! I'll transfer it now."
  (She pours the soda into the other cup)
• Ed: "Uh, uh...Ahhh!"
• Connie: "There, I've completed the transfer."
  (She leaves, the plumber walks in)
• Perry: "Hi! My name is Perry. Somebody call a plumber?"
• Ed: "Yes, yes! Hey dude!" (Walks over to Perry) "Go fix the bathroom. Okay, Barry?"
• Perry: "No, no Perry."
• Ed: "Uh?"
• Perry: "No, see you called me Barry and my name is Perry. That starts with a P. I'm Perry the plumber..."
• Ed: "Okay..."
• Perry: "That's two Ps, get it? P, P..."
• Ed: "Got it"
• Perry: "P, P"
• Ed: "Oh..."
• Perry: "Oh look, a plunger. That starts with a P too."
• Ed: No, Ahhhh!"
• Bernie: "Hey, hey, come over here?"
• Ed: "What?" (Walks over to him) "What?"
• Bernie: "What, I'll tell you what. Look at my Good Burger sandwich, it's covered with nickels..."
• Ed: "Okay"
• Bernie: "Bernie's got nickels."
• Ed: "Look dude, you said you wanted nickels on your sandwich."
• Bernie: "No, I said pickels. Pickels with a P..."
• Ed (screaming): "No!"
• Bernie: "P"
• Ed: "No!"
• Bernie: "Yes. Pickels with a P"
• Ed: "No!"
• Bernie: "A P!"
• Ed: "No!"
• Bernie: "A P!
  (Ed runs through the wall)