This is from the All That episode with the Spice
Girls as the musical guest.
Ed........Kel Mitchell
Customer........Leon Frierson
Fizz........Josh server
- Ed (Holding an onion ring and french
fry): "We're onion rings, and we're circular.
Oh yeah, well we're french fries and we stand erect."
(fighting the onion ring and french fry)"Whoa uh
dude, lets fight. Whoa uh."
(Customer walks up to the counter)
- Customer: "Hey, what's wrong with you?"
- Ed: "Dude, it's the great french fry and onion
ring war."
- Customer: "Well, I'm hungry."
- Ed: "Oh okay! Welcome to Good Burger, home of
the Good Burger, can I take your order?"
- Customer: "Ummm. Can you give me an order of
some Good french Fries? And hurry."
- Ed: "Oh, okay."
(Ed trows fries at him)
- Customer: " Hey! Did I tell you to throw fries
at me?"
- Ed: "Tell me to do what?"
- Customer: "Throw fries at me."
- Ed:Oh okay."(Throws fries at him
again...customer walks away) "Bye! Come again!"
(Spatch walks in carrying boxes)
- Spatch: "Ugh..."
- Fizz: "Hey! Look, the Good Shrimp are here.
Hey, Ed, give us a hang with these."
- Ed: "Oh okay!" (To the boxes) "Welcome
to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your
orders?"
- Spatch: "Ugghh.."
- Fizz: "No, we're selling these shrimp. Don't
you remember? Look, read the sign"
- Ed (Reading the sign): "Monkey
shampoo."
- Spatch: "uggghhh..."
- Fizz: "No, it says Good Shrimp."
- Ed: "Oh! Good Shrimp?"
- Fzz: "Yeah. Spatch, lets get these babies
cooking." (Spatch leaves and Fizz and Ed walk behind
the counter) "Okay Ed, now I gotta go put on the
shrimp costume."
- Ed: "When do we get to shampoo the monkeys?"
- Fizz: "There are no monkeys, Ed. Look, Mr.
Baily asked me to wear the shrimp costume, and go stand
outside, to help sell the Good Shrimp."
- Ed: "Look at my pants."
- Fzz: "No!"
(sounds of a car accident)
- Outside voice: "oh, he's hit!"
(Injured person walks in)
- Person: "Help me, I've just been in a terrible
car accident. Help me!"
- Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good
Burger, can I take your order?"
- Person: "No, I'm hurt!"
- Ed: "I'm Ed!" (Shakes the person's hurt
hand) "I'm sorry."
- Person: "Leave it alone."
- Ed: "Do you want fries with that?"
- Person: "You don't understand."
- Ed: "Oh dude, that is so cool. People tell me
that all the time. Hey hey, in junior high I was voted
least likely to understand."
- Person: "Listen."
- Ed: "Okay, shhh..."
- Person: "Look, I am trying to tell you..."
- Ed: "Shhhh, dude how can I listen if you're
talking?"
- Person: "No! Look, I have just been in a
terrible car accident. My arm is a pretzel. Do you have
a telephone?"
- Ed: "Yeah, we have a telephone. But we only
use it in case of an emergency."
- Person: "This is an emergency. Call an
ambulance."
- Ed (Screaming): "Ambulance!"
- Person: "On the phone. Call an ambulance on
the phone."
(Ed sits on the phone)
- Ed: "Ambulance!"
- Person: "I need a, I need a hospital."
- Ed: "Uh?"
(Falls on the floor)
- Ed: "Whoa! Okay, come again!"
(Fizz walks out wearing the shrimp costume)
- Fizz: "Hey, Check me out! Hey, how do I look,
bud?"
- Ed: "AHHH! It's a giant shrimp. I don't
understand it so, I'll kill it."
(Starts hitting Fizz with a broom)
- Good Burger employee (To Ed):
"Hey, why are you beating that shrimp?"
- Ed: "I need to. Hey, you're cute."
- Fizz (Looking out of the costume) "It's
me! It's me Fizz!"
- Ed: "AHHHH! It ate Fizz!"
- Fizz: No! You don't understand."
- Ed: "Don't worry Fizz! I know the shrimplich
maneuver." (Starts doing the heimlich maneuver on
Fizz)
- Fizz: "The shrimplich...?"
- Ed: "I can't save you Fizz, but I'm gonna make
this shrimp regret what he's done to you."
- Fizz: "Wait! No more pain!"
(Ed continues to hit Fizz)
