Chipettes/Chipmunks Vs. Nick/Kat
By: James Phines
(FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY)
By Nick "James Phines" Barnett
Hi and welcome this is a new subject to write about I'm pretty much new in the
Alvin and the Chipmunks department and ill do the best this is my 1st with Alvin
and his pals in it so bear with me . In this fan fic, I've included two of
my very own characters which are Nick "the puma" Barnett and Kat E. Kombs
they are both anthropomorphic Pumas or they are puma with human characteristics
so. Oh yeah I do not like writing with human as main characters that much
,so get ready for some anthropomorphic chars. So enjoy.
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C/C vs. N/K
A Night in a docile nabore hood a young puma standing about 5'9" wearing a pair of long shorts and one of those Mexican Knitted pullovers. His hair appears to be black but the rest of his fur looks to be a tannish color. He is skateing on a skate board upon the side walk only stopping to look a piece of paper that he is holding and he says to himself...
"Ok Nick, this is it. I wonder were she is." He walks to the side
of the house and looks up to a window that appears to have the blinds open. Then
says to him self again
"now how to get up there?" and puts his skate board along with a backpack on the
grass then notices a small tree that seems to be the closest to the window then
starts to climb. As he gets to the window he looks in seeing three beds and a
chair in the center of the room but facing the beds. There is a young puma
sitting in the chair she has blond hair and looks to stand about 5'5". Is
wearing a tan sweat shirt pull over and a pair of cut of shorts she is also has
tan fur. In the beds there are three younger girls which really can't be seen
that well they but appear to be a lot shorter than the two pumas. Then Nick
moves closer to the window and just briefly hears the puma say...
"...And well that's how I met Nick." Out of the three girls one says
in a high pitched voice
" Awwwww, how romantic" Nick hearing this stops and thinks how they did meet
and losing thought on balancing him self on the branch then it breaks and a load
"Snap, thud" from outside. Then all four of them get up and run to the
window as the female puma says...
"what was that" after that, she opens the window and then Brittany screams
"hello who's ther..."and is cut off when the Puma puts her paw over her
mouth and whispers...
"quiet, or you'll drive off who ever is out there."
Brittany whispers back...
" But isn't that the point?"
Kat looks at her then says
"yea but its no fun that way. Now you three stay her I'll be right back."
They all turn back to the window as Kat walks down the stairs. Then Brittany
turns to the other two then says ...
"I'm going with her" Jeanette Grabs Britts shoulder then says ...
"no, it might be dangerous out there." But, as Kat is opening the door
Nick happens to hear her and the other two girls talking. Then he
scrambles up the tree. Then as Kat walks around the corner of the house Brittany
quietly sneaks up behind her. Then Kat says to whoever's there...
"Hey, who's there ?" as she finishes Jeanette and Eleanor from the window
say...
"be careful Kat He's still out there." Hearing this Brittany pears out from
around the corner and she walks closer. From what nick sees she is wear a young
girls nightgown and is very short with reddish brown hair . Then Kat as
stops Brittany dose not and she bumps into Kat this scares her
making her jump and turn. Then noticing that is Brittany, she says in an
angry tone of voice....
"Hey I thought I told you to stay up there." Brittany puts her hands behind her
back and giggles ...
"yea but, you could always need an extra hand Ha ha ha" then from behind
Kat and up in the tree anther laugh is heard. And Nick is seen fly
throughout the air. Brittany and the rest of them scream
"Kat watch out!" Then Brittany jumps aside as nick lands infront of Kat then he
topples and knocks Kat down as he falls on top of her then he says.
"Hey Babe miss me..."as he finishes this Brittany picks up a stick and then
sluggishly hits nick over the head with it. And Nick Grunts
"ouch..." Nick falls faint. Kat say worried...
"Nick, Babe, ya there, hello" She pokes him then she Looks at Brittany who is
dusting off her hands after dropping the broken stick and says...
"Well ya knocked him out." Brittany says in defense
" that's what you wanted to do right, hahaha." Kat says back...
"Well help me get him inside." They both pull as hard as they can but with
little success. Then Kat says out of breath...
"well lets try and wake him again. Kat bends down and lightly slaps nick and
says
"Hey, Nick wake up. Come wake up..."then Brittany walks to Nicks head and
screams as loud as she can...
"NICK WAKE UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" This scream echoes throughout
the local area and lights turn on at about every house. As Kat is noticing
this Nick jumps almost to his feet after hearing the scream. Kat looks at
Nick who is a little shook'n up and she says to the both of them...
"Hurry inside ,before any of you nabors come out and see us." After she say
this Nick runs to get his skate board and book bag which he sat down with his
board. Then he starts to run inside following Kat and Brittany in. As they all
get in Eleanor shuts the door then nick plops down on the couch then say rubbing
the back off his head...
"what hit me." Brittany starts to blush then Kat speaks up with...
"Brittany did. She didn't know who you where." Nick looks to the three girls
who are lined up and standing in front of Kat who's standing in the entrance way
of the room.
The room over all is your basic living room there is a fire place on one side
then a couch on the other there's a good size TV to the left of the fireplace.
There are two way in /out of the room one on each side. The one they entered was
one that leads from a mian hallway where the front door and the main steps are.
And the other leads off to a bend which is thought to go to the kitchen.
There is a reddish look to the room with its red wall paper with white dots and
then the bottom half of the wall have a wood paneling on them. Then as Nick
looks at the four who are standing in front of the entrance to the main hallway.
Then Nick scratches his head stands then says to them...
"which one of you three is Brittany." The three giggle and Nick looks harder
then then Kat Pokes Brittany in the back causing her to jump for forward and
"yip!" Then Nick looks at her with a calm expression and she giggles a little
more. Then says
"so you hit me. You wanna know what I did to the last person that did that?
Well do ya?" Her eyes get huge and she jumps and latches to Kats leg. Kat Looks
a Nick with a rather mad look then says to the three girls...
"come on girls lets get to bed its late. Nick say here I wanna talk to you after
there in bed, K?" Nick spreads his arms in a way that almost seems to be a
small bow and says angered yet clam tone of voice...
"yea, sure, what ever, I'll be here." She squints her eye then says
"lets go girls." Nick walks back to the couch then sit and folds his arms.
Then Starts mumbling to himself as Kat and the three girls walk up to there
room. As the reach there room then she says to them...
"in ya go" they look at her concerned and Jeanette says as Kat starts
tearing up
"you ok Kat?" Kat wipes up her tears and hides her sadness behind a fake
smile. Then says
"its fine hun. Just get to sleep it'll be fine in the morning." After she
says this she walks to the door and all three say at the same time
"G'night Kat." Kat smiles then says...
"night girls, sleep tight." She turns off the light and a pink night light
turns on which poorly lights the room. Then Kat shuts the door and they hear her
walk down the stairs. Then about 2 min later the three hear Kat and nick
talking almost yelling at each other and Jeanette gets up as well as Brittany.
They walk to and quietly open the door. Sneaking out and hiding at the top of
the stairs as the Brittany ask Jeanette...
"hey Jeanette what's wrong with Kat?" Jeanette looks down the stairs
and puts her hand over Britts mouth and says...
"hush, or they'll hear us. And I think were about to find out." They
both peer down the stairs and they see and hear the to pumas yelling quietly at
each other. Kat starts it out with...
"Nick why did you come here after I told you not to?" Nick quickly responds
with...
"you never told me not to come, you just didn't tell where you were. SO I
thought you might have trouble and I came to help. You know how I am." She paces
back and forth. Then says as she stops with her back to Nick and looking at the
stairs. As this happens the two at the top duck as she says...
"I know its just that this is my first job since you know, we moved here. I
think it was a mistake i just what'd to help o..." Nick puts his paw over her
mouth then says...
"Yea, I know whatcha mean and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling its just that
I've been tense all night sense I got my paws on this." As he finishes this he
reaches in to his book bag and pulls out a small looking bed roll type cloth.
Then unrolls it to reveal a rather shiny collection of expensive Jewels. But
hearing Kat awe Jeanette is unsatisfied with only hearing this she feels a need
to look closer. She turns to Brittany who has curled up on the floor and fallen
asleep. As Jeanette moves as quietly as she can down the stairs. Then the step
she moves on to creaks and this startles her. She stops dead in her tracks
praying that they didn't hear that. Then noticing that they didn't she moves
farther down. But on the other foot nick looks to the fair reaches of his eyes
and barely sees her and almost ignores her. Then he moves aside almost giving
her a clear view of the jewels she is caught up in awe as she is stopped in
place to adjust her glasses. Then Kat stands up and sta!
rts to turn. Then a slight smile apears of Nicks face as she starts to turn.
Jeanette start panicking and tries to quietly climbs then ducks almost behind
Brittany but brit is to deep in sleep to care. Kat says to nick while try on a
necklace lined in jems...
"Nick there beautiful how did you get them?" Nick looks her in the eyes then
says...
"I've got my ways beside, now we just have to decide which ones to sell." She
runs up to him and gives him a huge hug and then nick says to her...
"so now, you've got this house to your self with the THREE for the weekend and
weren't even going to tell me ." She returns smiling...
"well sorry but its ours as long as we have no parties of course." Nick
agrees with..
"of course no parties just me ,you and Them . So where's the bed I'm tired "
Kat says rapidly in response..
"Up stairs you've got to check this out." She almost drags him up
the stairs and Jeanette pretends to be asleep buy huddling up with the unknowing
Brittany. As Kat gets within line of sight Kat says...
"oh my god you think they were listening." Nick reassures her with...
"probably, I would not worry that much I don't think they came to spy on us just
to make sure your ok, well that's what I think."Nick Looks at Jeanette and then
Kat asks...
"well that seems reasonable just help me get them back to bed. Come now you two
wake up..." Nick stop her then says...
"they cant be that heavy lets just carry them. Why wake them." Kat agrees then
picks Brittany up so not to wake her then Nick picks up Jeanette and she cracks
her eye to see what's happening Nick says to Jeannie quietly..
"Na don't wake up go back to sleep its ok. just back to sleep. ok" she slips
back off as Nick puts her back into her bed a takes off her glasses. Then Nick
and Kat assured that they all are asleep walks to the master bedroom and then
they join them in this peaceful slumber.
The Next morning Nick awakes to the sounds of three high pitch noise supposedly
voice's Nick sits up finding out that his significant other is not there
and looks at the clock then says to him self
"Oh crap11:00 I've gotta go to work." He turns to the edge of the bed then
drops him feet over the edge a sits there trying to wake up. He stands up slowly
but surely then falls back down then a hi pitched voice from the bottom of the
stairs yells...
"Nick lunch is ready!" Nick thinks for a min. the yells back...
"ok I'll be right there." Nick stands up this time he stays up he's wearing
only a pair of blue jean shorts the same he was wearing last night. Then he
grabs a shirt that is resting on a dresser. Nick walks to a mirror and lets his
hair out of it ponytail his hair seems to be shoulder length a it pure black.
Mean while anther cat is making something for someone shorter than she is. Kat
grabs anther slice of bread then puts it on top of the sandwich completing it.
Then hands the plate to Eleanor who give Kat the plate she was currently using
and then Kat say to her Eleanor...
"well Elle you sure do love these sandwiches." Eleanor looks up then say to
Kat...
"thanx for making them Kat." Then Brittany looks at Eleanor then at Kat and
says...
"this is how she normally eats don't worry you'll get use to it." Kat nods
her head slowly . then Nick takes to the stairs and runs down them making loud
thumping noises. And Kat walks over to the door way then Sees Nick wearing a
rather messed up blue dress shirt and jean shorts then says...
"going to work?" Nick looks at her as he grabs his board and bag then says
"yea I wont be back till to morrow evening." She cocks her head then asks...
"why, where ya going? I didn't mean anything last night I just said
stuff out of anger just did want you to blow thing up..." she cut of by Nick
when he says...
"oh I know, im going do to San Diego with James to have some collector look
at some stuff and to get some stuff for the store. Well gotta go. See ya later
" She grins as Nick gives her a peck on the mouth then darts out the door. Then
as Kat walks back in to the kitchen Jeanette asks...
"where's he going?" Kat look out the window seeing nick skate off, turns
then says...
"just eat hun, just eat. Don't worry about that, just eat." Jeanette looks
Kat deeply into her lost eyes as Kat day dreams. Then Jeanette gives Kat that "I
know your hidding something" type of look. Kat shakes out of the day dream
then asks...
"so whatcha wanna do today?" they look at each then they say...
"how about the mall?" Kat looks back at them as says excitedly...
"sure we'll leave after lunch. I'll go get ready." As she walks
off Jeanette watches her and after she makes sure Kats far enough away she turns
to the other two who are enjoying lunch. And says
"hey I think Kat and Nick aren't what they seem." Brittany turns to
Jeanette...
"what ever would make you think that Jeanette?" Jeanette response with...
"I just that last night when we were spying on them I saw Nick pull out a
collection of beautiful jewels. Then last this morning I read this witch says
that yeasterday morning a set of very expensive jewels was stolen and the jewels
in this picture look just like the ones Nick had." Jeanette holds up the paper.
Then Brittany snatches the paper from Jeanette and reads a little then her eyes
light up as she reads and says a loud...
"$100,000 reward for the stolen jewels if returned..." and is cut off
by Jeanette as she cups Britts mouth and says...
"shes coming put the paper down." Brittany hands the paper to Eleanor who
flips to the food section and reads through it. As Kat walks in the threes backs
are to Kat just like she left. The looks at the back off Jeanette's head
and squints her eyes in anger but hides it as she thinks to her self...
"well she knows. Now I wounder what shes going to do. And I wounder how
to tell her that this is our chance out of the slums to the big city." And as
she walks to the sink after taking all the empty plates and wash's them off
quickly them puts them into the dishwasher and says...
"so we ready to go?" they all nod. Kat walks to the phone picks it up and
places a call then says to someone...
"babe I've got to give you something before you go ok.ok bye-bye." As she
hangs up the phone Brittany asks...
"what was that about?" Kat turns gets in Britts face and says teasingly...
"that's for me to know. Ha ha ha." After that the other two giggle. Kat
turns grabs her purse and then says while laughing at the expression on
brittanys face...
"don't take so hard Brit I was only joken. Ok" then Brittany rolls her eyes
as Kat opens the door then Kat says...
"lets go every one out the door" Kat follows it up by shutting and locking the
front door after every one is out the door then opens the back of her dark blue
neon and they all pile in expect Brittany who climbs into the front seat then
Kat in the drivers side and they drive off. At the mall Nick and three other
compainions sit on a bench waiting nick turns towards an anthropomorphic fox
wearing a quicksilver shirt and some baggy corduroy shorts and as reddish fur
with a white tipped bushy tail and also has on some sleek Okleys the rest off
them have similar shades on as well. Then says
" Hey James what are you going to get down in San Diego any ways?" the fox
look at him and says...
"well I didn't have any thing planned I was just board man." Then Nick
looks back at a wolf morph wearing a blue shirt and jean shorts as well as a
short otter morph wear just about the same except for his shirt is green. Nick
says to the otter...
" hey shorttie did I tell what happened last night ." the otter looks back
and says while the others laugh...
" Oh yea Dan here told me." He points to the wolf as Nick as in defense...
"hey man it wasn't funny..."he's interrupted by James when he says...
"hey Nick look at those cool guys." Nick turns and bust out laughing at
Alvin, Simon and Theodore. Simon looks at Alvin and says...
" Alvin are you sure she said this entrance?" Alvin looks at Simon then ask
reassuring...
"when have I been wrong?" Theodore trys to jump into the conversation but is
knocked out when Simon says...
"need I count the times..." he's cut off as Nick yells at him...
"hey you with the glasses how can you stand glasses the thick." Simon
looks at Nick and James then says...
"how can you think with a brain that small." Nick and James look at each
other and bust out laughing Simons smile fades as Theodore says...
"hey Alvin and Simon there they are lets go." Nick looks out the glass doors
and sees Kat and the three girls walking up and he says to the rest of them...
"yo dudes there she is lets go and see whats up." After finishing this they
all get up and walk out the door. They open the door before the boys do and they
follow while Nick and James sling unhealthy comments at them.
As nick get closer to Kat he yells
"Hey Babe, what's up." She looks at the girls and says something that is
unheard by the rest of them and they dart off run and dodging the
tall ones and then meetting up with the boys and then they run inside. Kat
looks and says to Nick after the little ones are inside....
"babe she knows" Nick gives her a puzzled and says...
"Who knows. They know" he points to the rest of his crew. They she gives him
a serious look and says quietly...
"Jeanette dose she was telling the rest of those little brats and she
probably telling those three boys now..." Nick cuts her off...
"don't worry it will be ok I'll make sure of that ok." She looks into his
eyes and says....
"ok but don't hurt them that bad..." nick interrupts her again and says
walking off...
"Hey I promise no pain. You just go and look after them. Ok, ok" she looks
at walk in and follows them in. AS she enters she sees nick huddled up with the
rest off his gang. She walks by and she the six of them waitting up head a
little And says to them...
"hey girls I'll be over here don't go to far ok." They look at her and says
in return...
"ok Kat." They watch her as she walks off and into one of the stores alittle
ahead of them then Jeanette turns and looks at Nick and his crew still huddled
up and shuffling through some stuff and then Alvin says...
"so Brittany whatcha want?" Jeanette answers for her...
"see them back there they have some stolen jewels and there a $100,000
reward if returned." He Alvin's eyes light up and he says ...
"a $100, 000."Britttany say in return...
"oh brother your cant have all of it we'll give you some it." Alvin gets
angry and says while getting up in her face.
"half" Brittany says quickly back.
"70/30"alvin comes back with...
"50/50"Brittany...
"60/40"alvin...
"50/50"Brittany...
"65/45"alvin...
"come on Brittany 50/50"Brittany returns with...
"ok, ok, 50/50 deal." she puts out her hand to shake...
"deal!" he grabs her hands and they get nose to nose then break off and
simon asks...
"now how exactly do we get them Alvin?" Alvin looks at Simon and
says...
"that's the easy part I have an idea come here every one." They start to
huddle a little tighter then Alvin start whispering something to all of them
while the other team gets read them selves James looks at Nick and asks...
" so what's the game plan my, man?" Nick looks around at all of them then
says hey shorttie you still got that huge trench coat?" the small otter runs to
a pack then runs back and says...
" yea I got two of them you've got the other." Nick looks at James then at
the dan the tall wolf looks back and says...
"Nick what at you thinking man." Nick grins Dan James and I will pop on the
trench coats and Dan is the pick up man. Here's the plan shorttie take the far
right James next to him. Dan far left and I'm next him. Now shorttie you take a
four step lead and start to move left James follow this move creating a wave
type deal and moveing the target over to the left. Now Dan when close enough
we'll distract them while you grab her and ..." he pulls out a bottle of
ether and a rag "...use this to subdue her and rap up the trench coat so no one
can she her and then we head to the west exit across the way got it." Dan and
the rest of them look at him then Dan asks...
"why am I the grab guy and who's the target?" Nick cocks his head then
returns
"well for one you're the tallest and you can hide her better and the target
is the one to the far left in the glasses." James nods his head the says...
"Cool plan and all, but what do we do with her when with her after wards?"
Nick gives him a puzzled look then shorttie says...
"hey we can put her in that abandoned beach shed down at the beach we've
been hangen out at the last few times." Dan says to continue...
" yea that work me shorttie looked in there it's a cool place." Nick points
at them then says...
"I like it. Then it settaled that is what we'll know we've got to get this
rollen before the five-o get here got it." Then they all says at the same
time...
"break!" as they stand up Nick ,Dan and James grab the trench coats and put
them on then start walking towards the others who just break out of there huddle
and then start to walk towards Nick and all them as they do this Shorttie
and James start curving in left this start to push them to the left and then
Jeanette is bumped in to the wall then Nick step between them and says...
"hey it the dorks and there even more annoying female counterparts." Alvin
and Brittany walk and get right in front of Nick and Brittany says show a rather
unpleasant look...
"yea now what are you going to do about it." Alvin backs her up with...
"yea what are going to do." Nick gives out a small mocking laugh then
says...
"hey James did you here this these kids wanna throw down. What do you
think." James looks at them then says mockingly...
"oh no what will we ever do. Ha ha ha ha." He looks at Shorttie whos
laugh extremely hard then says...
" aw man this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone smaller
than ME! Trying to take on some double my size its funny as crap, man" This
kills Nick in laughter but while all this is happening Dan is making some
progress. As he walks closer to Jeanette she says...
HI who are you?" Dan dose not answer but stumbles forward and cups the rag
covered in ether over her mouth and nose. The as she struggle Dan forces her
against the wall and covers her up in the trench coat hiding her as she
struggles. Then slowly she stops and Dan picks her while trying to hide
her then whispers to Nick who is standing right in next him with his back
facing Dan then Dan says...
"got the ball lets evac pronto." Nick nods then say to his friends...
"well I'd love to stay but we've got to move later cool guy." Nick turns and
follows Dan. James and Shorttie follow them. As they run off Alvin turns to
Brittany and asks...
"hey what was that all about?" Brittany looking as puzzled as the rest says
in return...
"don't know, hey wheres Jeanette?" Simon looks around with the other then
spots the other running off and at a glance see a big lump in the wolfs coat and
puts one and one together and says panicing...
"they've got Jeanette! Stop them they've got my friend! Stop them." The rest
off them look shocked and begin to run after the four. About 5 -10 ft away from
the door is a rent-a-cop. Who see and hears the kid yelling and runs after the
four who just ran out the door apone getting to the outer doors he bumps up into
it and they don't move he looks at the handles on the out side see a bicycle
chain holding them shut. Seeing this Simon leads the others through a near
by store and in to the back room .Mean while Nick looks and asks Dan...
"is she ok?" Dan looks back and says...
"besides the fact she out cold she seems fine lets just worry about getting
out of here." After a few mins Simon reaches the back door. The runs out in to
traffic and a car screeches to a halt and just stopping before hitting them this
this stops every one except Alvin and Brittany who keep running after the other
four. Simon shoots out...
"Alvin wait!" Alvin ignores him. After darting through parked cars Nick
and the group gets to a white Ford Bronco with a blue tarp over some stuff on
top. Shorttie slaps a wooden board over the license plate then says...
"just in case we'll pull it off after we get out of here." James jumps into
the driver's seat and unlocks all the doors. Then Nick gets in to the front
seat, shorttie in the back seat and Dan with the girl in the very back. After
all are in Alvin and Britt. see the Bronco they run and quietly climb up and
under the tarp. The bronco proceeds to darts off.
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