Benefits of being a woman!

BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

*We got off the Titanic first.

*We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

*We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

*We can cry and get off speeding fines.

*We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

*Taxis stop for us.

*We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

*Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you get the point).

*New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

*No fashion faux pass we make could ever rival The Speedo.

*We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

*If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

*We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.

*We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

*If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

*We have the ability to dress ourselves.

*We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

*If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

*There are times when chocolate really can solve all your roblems.

*We'll never regret piercing our ears.

*We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

*We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.