REASONS TO OWN A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG
Nothing spooks a burglar like stepping on a cat
Dogs always licking their lips (and yours!)
Cat will keep yard free of pesky songbirds
Dog breath actually killed a guy in Turkey
Cats always returns your car with a full tank
They slober enough to fill a pool (a pool of slobber that is)
Garfield...Odie...No contest
