1) You want Conan wallpaper
2) You _have_ Conan wallpaper
3) You actually know who Stacey is, and you often compare her to yourself
4) You _are_ Stacey
5) You watched Cabin Boy just to see Andy dance
6) Every time you have a conversation with a friend, you have to stop every fifteen minutes for a commercial break.
7) Whenever you hold a party, you say, "Okay folks, we're having a great party tonight. Today, our guest is a very, very talented pediatrician, my sister Julia from Arizona!"
8) You start bawling every time you realize Conan is old enough to be your father.
9) You make a blue mug with gibberish words on it in ceramics class.
10) You notice Conan's hair looks color enhanced on the NBC webpage.
11) You look through really old Sears catalogues to see if you can find Conan modeling men's slacks.
12) You start screaming every time you hear the words "girlfriend" and "Conan" in the same sentence.
13) You often tell people you like them... FOR YOU TO POOP ON!!
14) You know all 7 names of the members of the Max Weinberg 7
15) You win Conan and Andy's staring contests... and you didn't even realize you were playing!!
16) Your friends ask you why you have pictures of some red-headed guy plastered all over your locker.
17) Five letters explain your favorite thing about summer vacation: C O N A N.
18) You cried the first time you missed Late Night for the first time in two months.
19) You recover your old Play-Doh from the back of your closet to make little clay-mation Conan and Andys.
20) You constantly ponder whether or not Andy deserves his own show.
21) You make a "You Know You Watch Too Much Conan" list.
22) You always correct people when they pronounce Conan's name like "Conann".
23) You were disgustingly overjoyed when Dirty Dancing was re-released in theaters.
24) You're a male and you like to dress like Max.
25) You're a female and even you like to dress like Max.
26) You feel obligated to talk to the NBC peacock whenever it appears before commercial breaks.
27) Whenever a female guest kisses Conan hello, you yell, "get off of MY Conan, you whore!!"
28) You are fascinated with Irish people and learn about their every mannerism, so when Conan finally introduces you to his parents, you'll know what to expect.
29) You turn your head towards any person who mentions potatoes O'Brien.
30) You redecorated your room, and there's blue and purple squares of padding set in a checkered pattern all over your wall.
31) You e-mailed the show to see if the Max Weinberg 7 needed a lead vocalist. Hey, your voice is decent.
32) You are never afraid of the "boredom monster" whenever you watch the show.
33) You watch the show at least once a week... live!
34) You tried taping Andi but ended up with a bunch of Maury Povich or something.
35) You host little online get-togethers in your self-made "Conan rooms"
36) You thought Conan the Barbarian was a movie about a certain sexy red-headed guy who kicks ass!!
37) Your boy/girlfriend had to scold you for calling him/her Andy.
38) Whenever Conan insists he will die alone, you yell, "not as long as I'm around!!"
39) You constantly look into the future... "in the year 2000".....
40) Your teacher has to scold you for not leaving your desk when asked. It's not your fault, really... you're just afraid your desk is gonna get towed.
41) You're attracted to dorky, red-headed Irish guys... er, make that ONE red-headed Irish guy.
42) You noticed how nice your name looks in front of the the surname, "O'Brien".
43) You've been misunderstood when you said you wanted to be on Conan... they thought you meant ON Conan!!
44) You don't find this wallpaper frightening or scary in any way.... In fact, if this wallpaper doesn't give you nightmares, seek help for a good un-Conanizing.
45) You loooooove PSAs! I wonder when they'll show that one about giving the baby vodka again?
46) You miss "Fatty" spice too.
47) You visited your nearest novelty store and asked if they had Pimpbot5000 figurines; all they seemed to have were these cheap imitations that had a "new vibrating feature".
48) You you put cuffs and a diaper on your teddy bear... to look like a certain naughty boy...
49) The following thought has run through your mind: "they think they're so special with their Letterman... ha! And thier Leno... as if! Conan's the MAN, and you know it, baby!
50) You don't think this list should exist... you can never watch too much Conan!
