Tim Van Boening Incorperated and Co.
The Company Who Cares®
Welcome to Tim Van Boening Incorparated and Company's corperate website. Tim V.B. Inc. and Co. is a company established in 1981, in Van Nuys, California. Since than we've had to change our location five times, from our original location in Van Nuys, than Thousand Oaks, than to Pacoima, to Sylmar, than finally, to our current location in Palmdale. Tim V.B. Inc. and Co. pride themselves on making the finest toilet seats, home enima kits, and bad websites. If you or someone you know has come in contact with any Tim V.B. Inc. and Co. toilet seats, home enima kits, or crappy websites, such as "Timmy-o's Casa", first flush your eyes with water for twenty minutes, than induce gagging. Contact physician if at any time you laughed, cryed, or were moved by, or enjoyed any of the forementioned website. But, if you hated, was insulted, or was just plain pissed off by the forementioned website, you're okay. Thank you for your time.
Signed,
Tim Van Boening
President of Tim V.B. Inc. and Co. and curator, and maker of "Timmy-o's Casa", home of the $7.00 "El Crappo" Burrito