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Hi, I'm back for my second year at UWO, and yes, the WERE dumb enough to let me and my alcoholic ass back in. Those FOOLS!

In case you don't know me, my name is Dragon and I'm an engineering SOPH at the University of Western Ontario. One day, I finsihed my computer lab early so I decided to design my own web page. Please be patient as I continously upgrade this site for the enjoyment of all. Below you will find why engineers are better than everyone else as well as links to some of my favourite caves.

Enjoy

The Top Ten Reasons Why Engineers Are Better Than YOU!

#8 U.S.C. rhymes with bite me!
#7 GARTH!
#6 lim (beers->1) f(arstie)=beers/time=cut-off,lim (beers->infinite) f(engineer)=beers/time=slight buzz
#5 Beer kills brain sells, we lied!
#3 When we graduate we'll be earning 60 g's, when you graduate, you'll be lucky to work at Mickey D's.
#2 Engineers know the difference between food and art.
#1 E.R.T.W. (for you dumb arsties, that stands for Engineers Rule The World!)

Thanks to Rita (#6), Melissia (#2), Stephen, Marc and Jimmy James.

If your searching for a frosh name, go to Dragon's Guide to Frosh Names.

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Visit some of Dragon's Favourite Caves
Dragon's Guide to Frosh Names
Dragon's Favourite Drinks
How Natural Selection of Engineers Works