Posted by Crom on January 11, 1997 at 20:22:09:
In Reply to:
STOP REPLYING TO OBVIOUS FLAME STARTERS
posted by Mortal-Immortal (now tired of saying this again and again)
on January 11, 1997 at 17:37:01:
(she said)
: Hey Crom, wanna take off for a long bike tour of the warmer climes?? maybe Rio?
I've got the BMW K75-S packed and I'm ready to roll if ya wanna come along....
(he said)
***Rio.Two figures stroll along the violet shoreline, watching as the Sun slowly
slides beneath the Ocean swells. He is handsome. Ruggedly handsome. Way more handsome than Oleg. She?
Well she has a BMW....so it dosen't really matter, now does it?***
"Crom, What do we have? Us. You and I."
***The faintest strains of "Bonny Portmore" can be heard, gently melting their way into the horizon...."Ohhhh, The birds in the trees, they areeee...silently weeping....". Crom considers the question, thoughtfully. He stares deeply into Mortal-Immortal's anxious eyes. Penetrating her very soul. God, so handsome. Crom that is.***
"It's love, right Crom? We love each other...inour own special way.."
***The surf is apon them. Temporarily sheathing their bare feet in cold, brillant blue. Color that matches his beautiful eyes. I bet Oleg, doesen't have blue eyes. Unless, you know, he wears those special "contacts". That bastard! Crom leans in. Close. So close. He can almost sense her fear. See her doubt. Feel her pain. God, he is so handsome. Brushing golden hair away from soft ivory skin, he whispers sweetly, intimately to the trembling Lass.***
"Thou art an Ebon-hearted Bonehead, Mortal-Immortal. I mean, maybe bonnie Mang, or
Starhawk, or even Oleg....but you?! Snap out of it! Now come on, let's drive down to Peru and free those Hostages!"
***A BMW K75 speeds away into darkness, leaving behind the silent, lonely Sea.***
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