Top 50 OXYMORONS of all time!
50. Act naturally
49. Found
missing
48. Resident alien
47. Genuine
imitation
46. Airline food
45. Good
grief
44. Same difference
43. Almost
exactly
42. Government organization
41.
Sanitary landfill
40. Alone together
39.Legally
drunk
38. Advanced BASIC
37. Silent
scream
36. British fashion
35. Living
dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32.
soft rock
31. Butt head
30. Military
Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New
York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet
sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then..."
23.
Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian
Scientists
21.Passive Aggression
20. Taped
live
19. Peace force
18. Extinct life
17.
Cleary misunderstood
16. Temporary Tax
Increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic
glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer
security
11. Political science
10. Tight
slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7.
Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5.
Rap music
4. working vacation
3. Exact
estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the
Number one to OXYMORON
1. Microsoft
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