Awww...to be a redhead....hehehe

Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
They knew better!!

Why aren't most redheads flat chested?
It makes the T-shirt reading more interesting.

Who makes all the bra's for redheads?
Why, Frederick's of course!

How can you tell when a redhead is lonely?
There are less then 5 men around her.

Why are redheads considered evil?
Aren't "all" addictions considered bad for you?

Why don't redheads wear training bra's?
There's nothing "in training" on a redhead.

Why did they stop selling redhead barbie dolls?
Ken kept having low self esteem issues.

Why don't redheads get breast implants?
Why improve perfection?

Why did God create redheads?
He looked at Man and said "Good, now let me reward him to the fullest."

What do you call a good-looking man with a redhead?
Extremely lucky

How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you

Quotes:
Brunette after having sex: "Oh that was great! Love you..wanna get married?"

Blonde after having sex: "Next!"

Readhead after having sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid!"


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