Attacked by Snakes!
Night falls and I'm taken by sleep
Hot night air blows up balloons in my dreams
Ding dong rings the bell, something's at the door
So I put on my slippers and I creep across the floor
For the door from hence I heard another ding dong
I peep through the door hole, but something's very wrong
As on my porch there are thousands of snakes
Ready to strike. I feel queasy and my knees start to shake
My perilous fate, I see no escape
As serpents lay siege to my country estate
The Devil must have opened hell's gate and called up
Millions of snakes to take me from this place
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Big ones, little ones, fat ones, skinny ones
Protect me from their venomous drug
That springs from the needles of fangs
Attacked by snakes. By snakes, so many snakes you could fill the Great Lakes with snakes
Ha ha ha run, I try to hide, but snake bites on my face testify I've been
Attacked by snakes. By snakes, so many snakes it would take a thousand crates to contain the snakes after me
I'd rather be burned at the stake than be attacked by snakes
Welcome to my world, or should I say this land of snakes?
Serpents lie and wait, at every take my knees quake
As my life these snakes invade. Snake invaders show their fangs on the snake Parade
My perilous fate I see no escape. As my family prays and waits
I fight them off with shovels and rakes and bats and phones, but I just can't seem to shake these bones
That slither from the dark to destroy my home
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One snake, two snakes, are there any more? There's two more, knocking at my door...
