Pinch and Roll
Everyday when I get in my car
It's a Honda, you know
I sit on down but I don't get too far
You wanna know why?
Because I've gotta reach down and scratch an itch
In an area, an area that's oh so sensitive
And so I do a...
Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
If it's itchy do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
We don't scratch, we do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do the Pinch and Roll.
So if you've got a problem, you know what to do. Hoo hoo hoo hoo
Whether you're watching TV or sniffing airplane glue, which we don't do
Now the girls don't know, but us guys we all know
How to do a little dance we call the Pinch and Roll
Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up
Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody does a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
When you're in school, you do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Don't be a fool, you do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do the Pinch and Roll.
(Untranslatable nonsense. A sorry attempt at toasting)
I Pinch and Roll all day. I Pinch and Roll all night
And if I got an itch. The Pinch is all that's right
(Complete jabber in a Terrible Jamaican accent)
And now it's time to pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up
Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!
So if you've got a rash or a minor glitch
Stick your hands on down, and give yourself a big pinch
And then you roll it around, around, and round it goes
And after you're done, just make sure you know where it goes, not in your nose
Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
It's so easy. Do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
It will please me. Do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
We do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody does a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
If it fits, we do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
We don't scratch, we do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do a Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Oh Man! Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
I get some. Pinch and Roll. Pinch and Roll
Everybody do the Pinch and Roll!
