Matt Carter's Wacked Out Home Page

• New rule: Catch a foul ball, win the salary of the guy who hit it.
• Install a tv monitor at every seat so the fans can watch something else.
• Nine players, Eight uniforms
• Get Micheal Jordan back and change rules to include inflated ball, wood floors, and a hoop with a net.
• Remember Babe Ruth? Well, How's about some more of them ballplayin' fat dudes.
• At first base, the runner has to kiss the first baseman. At second base......Well, you get the idea.
• Shower with the players night

All those who have seen the movie Strange Brew are cool. If you have not seen it do it now. It's the funniest movie ever. So take-off eh! You hoser. Hi Aunt Ann!

My Favorite Links

Angelfire - The guys who gave me this page
Brad's Wonderfully Fantastic Page
Another cool site by Jamie Rowe
Kyle Dezort's Page - My Friend's Page
One funny page by some guy named Dave.
Some funky pictures of Trevor(Tar)

if you have any ideas for a future story E-Mail me Email: retrac@tct.net This page is constantly being changed, be sure to return later!

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