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Top 6 TV Show Warnings

1. Montel Williams:"Reflections off Mr Williams head may induce seizures in epileptics.

2. America's funniest home Videos;May contain some Canadian and/or Mexican home videos

3.The fresh prince of Bel Air; Prince no longer fresh after August 15

4.Mr Rogers Neighborhood; Some of d'em pupets creepy lookin'.

5.America's most wanted;If you happen to watch this broadcast with any of these dudes, they'll probably kill you.

6 The Nanny; Sound of Fran Dresher's voice may cause impotence..

MATT'S STORY OF THE DAY(sucks)!!!

There once was a boy named Bart

and he was not a nice guy

He was always making people angry

One day he found a load of cash

and was very happy as you can imagine. He rented a plane and flew off to some place. While landing they ran over a hero

He amost died. While in hospital Bart gave him his lucky

but unlike on baywatch he died and became a

and guarded Bart for ever. YOU CAN SEE THIS STORY ON A FUTURE NBC FILM

SOME FUNNY JOKES: Email me with some jokes because as you can see.....I have none at all.

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