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M.C. KINNON, (a character sketch)

M.C. Kinnon is the King Beat Daddy O of them all...

M.C. dreams of teenage cleavage, of the beautiful bun-heads of Banff, and Buxom Amazonian women striding the downtown streets of Victoria. He is a man primarily concerned with sex. Whenever he sees a woman on t.v. or in a movie, or somebody walking down the street, he'll elbow me sharply and ask, "Would ya do her, huh? Would ya do her?"

He is also the funniest man in the whole world. M.C. serves up the shtick like Jesus served wine and bread to the starving masses. The man never forgets a joke and he never lets you forget it either.

Kinnon is a tall lanky Irishman, with Elvis Costello eye-glasses, short cut hair, sharp bristly eyebrows, and a forehead shaped like and accordian. He is not entirely handsome but chicks dig him at times, that is, he doesn't have to be an involuntary celibate for more than a whole year at a time.


...like M.C. this page is a work in progress!!



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