Nobiepooch's Profile! Can You Believe It?
So here's my faithful NR dog Nobiepooch's profile!
Name: Nobiepooch
Gender: Guy, all the way
Date of Birth: Smerttosla 23417, 2085
Ht: On all fours, 1 and seven thousandths feet, standing up, 3.13290385 feet
Wt: 41.999999999999999999999999999 and so forth lbs. (He is very irrational)
Age: I dunno. He never tells me
Skin: Orange
Eyes: White and red
Favorite Food: Lobsters a la beaten like rag dolls and served on a computer disk
Favorite Drink: Spring fresh water straight from Toilet Waterfalls on the planet "IDUNNO"
Special Features: Floppy, narrow ears, satellite dish on tail that receives 198485395 channels and government defense plans, Auto-boot robotic foot that comes out of his head, and regal-type drape over his body
Master: Well, duh, Nobie!!
Hobbies: Auto-Booting people in the butt and barking at choreographers who say "Ack! A hideous Mutt or something! Get it away!"
Favorite Quotes: "Woofola","Bark BArk BAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKK-K-K-K-K","Grrrrrrrr..."
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Slidin' back to da beginning. is Kewl, and sux too.
See my profile again! I know you can't get sick of me!
Email: chaotic20@juno.com
