Situation of the um...Week...this changes often...(the time I mean)

Scientists are developing a new, nuclear spatula. What do you do? Do you...

d. warn them about how creating a nuclear spatula will provoke the wrath of the mystic spatula?
e. steal it, make some limb - growing pancakes, and then sell the goods to various channels across galaxies?
p. mathematically angle yourself so that when the scientists split the atoms, you can eat chips and drink caramel while swinging upside down from a Pterodactyl?
}. jiffy lube the floor of the laboratory so that the nuclear spatula, when dropped will cause a chain reaction with the hydrogen - filled basement, and then send radioactive fudge across countries?

Are you going to go or not?

Try e-mailing your answers for this week's situation (even though no one does...). In the meantime, go hangliding with a boot!