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Happy Birthday Mister William!

Well Mister William, this is my contribution to your birthday page and mainly I just wanted to say happy birthday which I am sure I already made particularly clear in the heading where it states "happy birthday Mister William!" So if that isn't clear enough I just don't know what is.

Now you have read many of my poems and been like totally supportive so I have written a poem for you. Of course, it's not my usual style, not like the other poems that I have written, it's actually the kind of poem I write when I'm bored in class, my I'm Rambling On About Nothing kind of poem that some people seem to find amusing for whatever reason. So if that interests you, click here

Oooh! You like the spacey pictures! Miss Cwaudia gave me the URL.

Any way, figuring that it's your birthday you might be in for a laugh which is why I have included the URLs to some very amusing little sites and other stuff like that in my links section.

Now onto my poem. Here it goes ... *drumroll* ...

The Mister William Poem!


This is the Mister William poem
It doesn't rhyme
Well, duh,
If it rhymed don't you think you would be able to tell by now?
Any way
The Mister William poem is written about
(You guessed it!)
Mister William
Well he's a pretty groovy guy
And his name is William
And even though he bulk-mails jokes so I end up for four hundred and seventy-eight million unread messages in my inbox
He's still pretty legedary
Of course even though his name is William
He's not actually related to Prince William
Which is good because Prince William is related to Prince Charles
And who knows, those big ears could be hereditary!
*Petrified look*
Oops I'm getting sidetracked
I ought to stop doing that
Mister William, happy birthday!
(How many now?
My mommy and daddy are like nearly half a century old!
I told my daddy he had stegasauruses in the background of his school picture)
Oh damn, I got sidetracked again

You like? That is what I call a dyslexic poem because it's stupid and makes no sense and I always get sidetracked. (Ask Claudia about the Tree Conspiracy poem. It's all about the tree conspiracy, you know, that conspiracy that revolves around trees?)

Well any way, there is my eyes pictures which I use a lot cos my handle is The Eye although you might not know that because I use Michela in ICQ don't ask me what for.

Any way, I hope that you've had a legendary birthday and for some post-birthday fun, I've decided to include these wonderful links to keep you busy during all those times when you're sure that Miss Susan is mad at you or when nobody's on ICQ! They're really fun and it's totally amazing how much shit there is out there on the net!

And this page is also great cos I wanted to say Thank You Very Much Mister William for all those times that you've listened to me when I've been such a retard and totally cerebrally challenged, majorly dyslexic and depressed all at the same time! And you put up with me even when I can't put up with myself! So this is thanks and a HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me!

Links

Here I have provided some links to some very funny sites and other very useful sites (although I do suppose it depends on what your definition of useful is as to whether or not they are actually of use.)

The Humour Files -- This is by far one of the funniest sites I have ever seen, with jokes and lists of all shapes and sorts, such as "You Know You're Addicted To Email When ..." and "50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator". (Hmmm ...)

How To Keep An Idiot Busy -- (For at least a couple of minutes ... kept me busy for roughly ten ... retardation factor maximum!) But this is actually quite amusing.

How To Turn Your Toaster Into A Weapon Of Destruction -- Don't try this at home kids! Create some massive fire with a toaster and strawberry pop tarts!

A Page To Help You Waste Time Till Your Next Exam -- Which should be perfect for you, huh Mister William!

The X-Files Time Wasting Site -- A very funny site that letts you waste time with my fav FBI agents, including the fun game of Put A Tie On Mulder

Ira's Time Wasting Page -- Or something like that, a very well done page with funny stuff and links and midi files you can copy and stuff like that.

Ever wanted to dissect a frog online? Well luckily there is a site for such a thing!

Rock, Paper, Scissors -- If no one will play rock paper scissors with you in church, never fear, the internet is here! An online game that is fun, fun, fun!

Another great Time Wasting Site -- Of course, it took me a few minutes to actually get what was going on!

Now if all those links and links from those links don't keep you busy for a while I don't know what will!

Happy Birthday!

Love Michela