A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer were traveling together. They found
themselves stranded late at night in the middle of nowhere. Fortunately,
a single farmhouse was nearby.
They went to the door and asked the farmer if he could put them up for
the night. "Sure," says the farmer, "but one of you will have to sleep in
the barn."
"I am humble," says the Hindu. "I will sleep in the barn."
Soon there is a knock on the door. The farmer opens it. There stands
the Hindu. "There is a cow in the barn," he says. "My religion forbids
me to sleep with cows."
The rabbi says, "I am humble. I will sleep in the barn."
A couple of minutes later, there is another knock on the door. It's the
rabbi. "There is a pig in the barn," says he. "My religion forbids me to
sleep with pigs."
Oh, Hell!" exclaims the lawyer. "I'll sleep in the barn."
A few minutes later, there is another knock at the door. The farmer
opens it.
It's the cow and the pig.