A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a youngman walks by and ask him what's wrong. Through his tears the old mananswers, "I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman. "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.

Between his sobs andsniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before shegoes to work, we make love....At lunch time she comes home and we makelove again, and then she makes my favorite meal.

In the afternoon whenshe gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an oldman could want.And then, at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.

Then the young man puts hisarm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?" The senile old man bawls through his tears, "I forgot were I live!!"