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**All Material on this page Copyright The Danny Gayle Show!**
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PRODUCTS WE THOUGHT WOULD WORK
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Smarties with Prozac! ..."For the sugar rush that lasts!"
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Dr. Ballard's deodorant for pets ..."Strong enough for a dog but made for a cat"
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Industrial strength Tums..."For cramps, burns, and even this"
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Kraft Dinner..."Contains only 10% tar and nicotine...oops, that's not a joke.
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Tylenol for Hypochondriacs..."Sure Mr. Martell, just take another one...and come see me tomorrow..."
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Marlboro cigarettes..."For the health conscious, we now offer our new cigarettes with fibre, "because we care about you!"
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