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Tara’s Bitz & Pieces of Wisdom

I said no to drugs, but they wouldn’t listen.
Jeff Yagar

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
Originally from Ren & Stimpy, effectively ripped off by Dave

Death is empty - life has hope
Hecuba in the Greek Tragedy “The Trojan Woman”

The world has not promised anything to anybody
Moroccan proverb

... two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
R. Frost

You can only be young once, but immature forever
dunno, but Craig told it to me

Now I lay me down to sleep
Blah blah blah my soul to keep
If I should die before I wake
I’ll go to Hell for Heaven’s sake
Dave Mustaine

I don’t remember where I was
I realized life was a game
The more seriously I took things
The harder the rules became
Dave Mustaine

Hold my head
Make me warm
Tell me I am LOVED
Give me hope
Let me cry
Make me FEEL
Give me touch
Straight A’s by Dead Kennedys

Sex in the 90’s
· A man talks dirty to a woman; it’s sexual harassment.
· A woman talks dirty to a man; it’s $3.95 a minute.
A bathroom stall

Every silver lining has a touch of gray
Grateful Dead

I think, therefore I’m single
off some webpage in Cyberland

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before
Mae West

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
Bathroom stall

Boys use love for sex and girls use sex for love
Speakers Corner e-mail

A TRULY twisted mind is a rare and precious thing, but is often hidden from the world in fear of being judged
Jeremy Boles (runs a webpage)

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument
Lebanese proverb

When a friend asks, there is no tomorrow
George Herbert

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is
CS Lewis

... full of broken thoughts, I cannot repair...
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

He who laughs, lasts
Mary P. Poole

Are you going places or just being taken?
H.F. Henrichs

The saddest love of all is the one that lets you fall
Love Untold by Paul Westerburg

Listen to the color of your dreams
Tomorrow Never Knows by Our Lady Peace

I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does
How Soon Is Now? Cover by Love Spit Love

Take my hand I’ll understand
Illness by James Hall

There’s no such thing as the perfect body - SO GIVE UP!
Me

Sex is like Math:
Add (+) a bed, Subtract (-) your clothes, Divide (-) your legs and Multiply (x)
A bathroom stall

We think we are free but that is not a real truth
Paco Cao

Reality is a misconception of a false perception of something that wasn’t there
Brenda Adler

Life is like a steel post; it hurts when you run into it
someone else’s quote book

Good mornings have nothing to do with what type of day it is but merely how much sugar and caffeine you have consumed
Brenda Adler

When people look at my pictures, I want them to feel the way they do when they want to read a line of a poem twice
Robert Frank, Photographer

Thought for the Day: Never take advice from a guy who crushes beer cans with his head
Michael in For Better of For Worse

“If there’s a God - then there is a heaven and hell - somewhere,” said Donnigan. “And I think that His business is getting us to the one and keeping us out of the other.”
A Bride for Donnigan

I only miss you when I’m with you
So Low by Self

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had
Erica Jong

That’s the real reason why no one digs Jane’s anymore - it was the fuck soundtrack for an entire generation who have since broken up
Said about Jane’s Addiction breakup

“Pooh, promise you won’t forget about me, ever. Not even when I’m a hundred.”
Pooh thought for a little.
“How old shall I be then?”
“Ninety-nine”
Pooh nodded.
“I promise,” he said
The House at Pooh Corner by AA Milne

Hey, you can’t improve me
me

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone
unknown

What lies behind us
And what lies before us
Are tiny matters compared
To what lies within us
unknown

Look at me, look at me, NOTICE ME!!!
Sam Marcelo

Normal is just a setting on your dryer
somewhere

Make war, not love - it’s safer
Karen Lipinski

He who dies with the most toys, still dies
No Fear T-shirt

Out of everything I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
someone’s backpack

It’s easier to stay than get out
Mark Twain

9 out of 10 kids prefer crayons to guns
T-shirts

If you think it can’t be done, don’t interrupt the person doing it
unknown

I could not really comprehend these things, but I sensed their strangeness, their disarray.
To Set Our House in Order

A bedroom is a place of dreams
Dave Barclay

Try? There is not Try. There is only do or not do
Yoda

If you kiss a toad, you don’t get a prince... you get slime in your mouth and bad memories
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.
Calvin

You are never fighting for the reason you think. You are fighting because you are not feeling loved, supported, or understood by another person.
B. DeAngelis

When I die I hope to go to heaven - whatever the hell that is.
Ayn Rand

Life’s Short, Play Hard
Reebok

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence
Robert Frost

It is better to debate a question without settling it, than to settle a question without debating it.
Joseph Joubert

I had to stop walking in my tracks for fear of walking on the mines I’d laid
Sting

The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and pick it up
Bob Uecker

When in danger or in doubt
Run in circles scream and shout
RA Heinlein

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea
RA Heinlein

It’s not who you know, It’s who knows you
No Fear T-shirt

It’s not who you are, it’s who you know
Holier Than Thou by Metallica

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Intimacy is not fusion or unconditional love or even gratification, but reality and truth of what is.
Helen Kobai-Yuho Harkaspi (sensei)

For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary. For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient.
Nancy Gibbs

To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
Unknown

A poet looks at the world as a man looks at a woman.
Wallace Stevens

Tell me whom you love, and I’ll tell you who you are.
Creole proverb

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom
Gen. George Patton

We worry about what a child will be tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.
Stacia Tauscher

Big hairy donkey dick deal
Sam Marcelo

Please note that because of the wide variety of sources, some of these quotes may be credited to the wrong person. If you KNOW that something is wrong, please mail me and tell me how i should fix it.

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