There's Ben who is the destroyer of all

Niall who is uncommonly tall.

Derick my friend who's really damned,

Pawel who programs with one hand.

Aaron looks like he's been shrunk,

Alex is always chocolate drunk!

Keep away from Pat, he's mad,

Unlike me, I'm always sad...

Peter's music plays all night long,

Chris is odd, we call him John.

The Fuff is evil, that's all I'll say,

Jean Marc is lucky everyday!

Ryan has an ancient microwave,

Ben again, he doesn't shave!

Sean talks of breaking necks,

All Jeff thinks about is sex!

Joe is gone, I miss him still,

Calm down Nigel, take a pill.

Chris has control of inner mind,

I'm not done, this takes some time.

Peter is adorned with dark clothes,

Pat, look out, will break your nose!

Niall acts like an orc...

Sean tried to kill me with a fork!

Olivia's a biologist,

Not much rhymes, I'll give her this!

Alex used to like to kick,

Chris' foothair makes me sick!

Derick loves to watch football,

Aaron wishes he wasn't small.

Jeff, it seems likes to fail,

Oh my, Alex grew a tail!

Seans a warlord, the evil kind.

Chris is hunting, what will he find?

Bens cats can't hunt any mice,

Sean, I'm sure, is the Anti-Christ!

Ryan plays games all day,

Science took Pats sanity away!

Aarons ego developed huge,

Pawel and his English often lose.

Don, we wonder if he's gay...

Peters music continues to play!

Niall and his life are quite odd,

Dericks name isn't Todd.

Jeff, well he's just wierd,

Ben, damnit, shave your beard!

Derick fights with a frying pan,

Pat paints without a plan.

Aaron drives away with glee,

Alex dances constantly!

Chris always acts like a fool,

Peters obsession is with playing pool.

Pawel kicks me quite a lot,

Jeff would like to smoke some pot!

Niall has an obsession to call,

Jessie bounces like a bowling ball!

Jim, he's a violent killer,

Chris loves to drink his miller!

Peter jumps and flys away,

Ben, his beard is here to stay!

Pats mind is filled with hate,

Jeff, again, he loves to date!

Chris he kicks me in the face,

Nigels biased due to race.

Aaron kills out of season,

Alex's mind defys all reason.

Pawel loves to last so much longer,

Pat his head is over yonder.

That was strange, I'm getting soft,

Kasia loves to piss me off!

Pat holds his head up tall,

Jeff spends his weekends at the mall...

Ben loves how chaos burns,

I just watch the world turn.

Chris, he hates all life,

Sean attacked me with a knife!

Aarons aim shot up a can,

We're not sure if Pawels a man!

Jeff is all ready for a mate,

I'll be lucky if I ever get a date!

Alex's dancing can be scary,

Aarons body is very hairy!

Dericks neighbour went insane,

Jeff will squander all his gains.

Jim often likes to soil it,

Nigel smells like a toilet!

Nick is Aarons evil twin,

Pat really hates it when I win!

Richard falls in all the ruts,

Alex, well she's just nuts!

Peter sits and waits for hell,

Derick through a gernade down a well.

Richard loves to show things off,

But with Jeff, will get smokers cough!

Sean will kill everyone!

Ryan stares up at the sun.

Aarons face, it likes to stare,

Pawel wears womens underwear!

Well that last one was a joke,

Except for Jeff, he's up on dope!

Sean, he causes massive falls,

So Chris kicked him in the _____!

Niall, what happened to your pants?

Don't let Alex start to dance!

Pat loves to call Don a fairy!

But in truth his legs are hairy.

Sean remains an iconoclast,

The same with Pat, away from Mass.

Ben is strange, that's for sure!

Chaos on him shows it's lure!

Pats feet smells like Cales car,

Thats an insult, though quite far!

Adam blows at karate!

Donald thinks that Pat's a hottie!

Aaron kills all he see,

For no reason ignoring trees.

Pat doesn't clean his hands,

Even after a trip to the can.

Gregg seems to do the same,

But we know, he's quite insane!

Pawel, will these next lines insult,

All I say it is his own fault!

His ego, it swells up fat!

Though not as much as Alex's cat!

Pawel eats his own fried rice,

Only with his groin in a vice!

Pawel he loves to comb his hair,

Wearing only underwear!

Pawel, the topic, is getting old,

Let's stop he's growing cold.

Aaron wears his fathers shirt,

Though with no pants, he tries to hurt.

Ryan enjoys his computers aid,

Though I often wonder if he paid!

Sean is evil through and through,

Dericks face is a shade of blue.

Peter's a pawn of darkness damned,

Nigel had his favorite show canned!

History class is so much fun,

Pat kicked Don, watch him run.

Jeff loves to buy men off,

That was strange I need to cough.

Sean made his deal with Satan,

Not Ben yet, he's still waitin'.

I sense evil, Nigels around,

Patricks antics drove him underground.

Derick, the man, feels no pain,

Jeff has gone and screwed his brain.

Aaron smokes wafers happily,

Kasia goes on mockingly!

Ben, he dreams of the sea,

Don buzzes like a bee!

Alex lives on in denial...

Jonas is a necrophyle!

Derick loves his small T.V.

Pat and Jeff used to hate me!

Niall stares into the trees...

Aaron kills things passionaltly!

Derick car drives by fast,

Alex shouts and screams on past!

Ben implodes, Sean awakes,

Aaron has fun baking cakes!

Niall spends his time inside,

I don't want to dwell on suicide...

Aarons pants they are so small

Then again he isn't tall!

Kasias name, it is too long,

Alex's mind is closed with song.

Jeff is the one who dies the most,

Pat still wants to eat some toast!

Pawel, his nose it is a blowing...

Dericks hair looks to be glowing.

Don spends his time high prancing!

I hope by now you know who's dancing...

Sean listens to the blues...

Don loves wearing womens shoes.

Now it seems I've reached the end...

Thanks for listening, goodbye my friend!