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Excorcist, The- Great scary movie, an all-time classic **** Ending: The devil posseses another, and he casts himself off the building Best scene: When the candle flares. Best dialogue:Ah, father, I spit on you!
Jurrasic park- The first dino-mite movie with 3000 lbs. robots *** Ending: They all fly off in the sunset away from the island. Best scene:The toilet. Best dialogue: "Smart girl...AHHHH!"
Jurrasic park 2:The lost world- The sequel to a good movie, it's dwarfed by it's first ** Ending: Once again, they leave the dinos alone, and fly into the sunset. Best scene: In the waterfall with the snakes.Best dialogue: "Run..as fast as you can!"
Batman and robin- The worst movie of the year, no plot, just tit, ass, and action.Ending: I don't know, I didn't live trough all that crap. Best scene: None, zilch, N/A Best dialogue: Kaput, ding-dong, nada
?Batman:Forever?- As it gets better on my list, it gets worse in the theaters. It's just a downgrade of TAA from B&R. * Ending: The theives are apprehended... duh. Best scene: The prison Best dialogue: "Who is Batman?" "...I am!!!!!"
Batman returns- The second best Batman film, the only TA is catwoman *** Ending:the thieves are apprehended Best scene: The birth of Catwoman Best dialogue: "I wouldn't touch ya to scrath ya..."
Batman- And finally, the best movie of the Bat-series, with good old great film. **** Ending: The joker casts himself off the belltower, thus killing himself. Best scene: The plaster mask breaks. Best dialogue:Not much, was there?
Waynes world- A crazy duo tapes a live show from their basement apartment. ** Ending: Take your pick! Best scene:Scooby-doo! Best dialogue: Scooby-doo!
Waynes world 2- The duo is back, and they're getting a concert started! ** Ending: The concert goes ahead. Best scene: The swedish chick Best dialogue: "What are you hanging around with a naked indian for?"
Mortal Kombat- LOT'S OF ACTION! no plot... LOT'S OF ACTION! no plot... * Ending: Shang Tsung dies on lots of pointy spikes Best scene: Fight with reptile. Best dialogue: "Your soul is mine!"
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation- Less action, but not enough plot ** Ending: The mean old guys bug that was up his ass dies, as well as the evil thunder lord, and Rayden takes his place. Best scene: Want a list? probably the fight with Cyrax. Best dialogue: "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!"
Independence day- Aliens! Lots and lots of slimy aliens! *** Ending: The damn alien's motherships get blasted out of the sky by a virus. Best scene: The ones where stuff goes BOOM. Take that Whitehouse! That's what you get for bangin' Monica! Best dialogue: "How's THIS for ID?!?!?"
Seven- Ooohhh... freaky... A killer runs loose on the town killing people who represent the seven deadly sins... *** Ending: The killer becomes envy, and Brad Pitt becomes wrath by shooting him. Best scene: Dead man shaking. can you say "Piny fresh?!?!" Best dialogue: How'd the fat f*@#%r get out his front door?
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