SOUND EFFECTS

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UNTIL YOU HEAR THE AUDIO MESSAGE!

THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED

TO MANY SOUNDS WE HEAR DAILY,

AND SOME WE NEVER HEAR!!!

HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

AND GET A GOOD LAUGH

OUT OF SOME OF THEM!!!!!

JUST HI-LIGHT THE SQUARES

TO GET SOUND

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS

WHEN YOU HAVE A

THIS IS WHAT THE

FARMER SAID TO ONE OF

THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE

SAY'S TO ME IN A BAR

HERE IS A SOUND

WE ALL HEAR

WHAT EVERYONE UP NORTH

AND IN MICHIGAN ARE SAYING

I TRY NOT TO WALK AROUND

DAYTONA BEACH TO MUCH

BECAUSE THIS IS ALL I

THIS HAS NOT BEEN MY DAY, WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING I STEPPED ON THE

THEN I TRIPPED OVER THE

THEN I WENT TO THE BREAKFAST TABLE AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW HAD SPENT THE NIGHT AND WAS STRETCHING HER ARMS

THEN MY WIFE MADE

NATURALLY ONE OF THE BRATS LEFT THE

SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A

SO I SANG A LITTLE SONG

CHECK BACK SOON

I WILL BE ADDING

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