Women and Computers
 

                     What's the difference between a woman and
                     a
                     computer?
 

                     The woman doesn't accept the three and a
                     half
                     inch floppy.
 

Women are Like Parking
                                   Spots
 

                     How are women and parking spots the same?

                     All the good ones are taken, and the rest are
                     Handicapped.
 
 
 

Miss Piggy
 

                     What's green, slimy and smells like Miss
                     Piggy?

                     Kermit's finger.
 
 
 

Sex Math 101
 

                     What kind of math don't they teach in school?
 
 

                     How to add a bed subtract your clothes
                     divide
                     your legs and multiply
 
 
 

How Many
 

                     How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a
                     time.
 

                     It depends on how many brothers she has
 
 
 

Your Mama's like Sprint
                                Canada...
 

                     Your Mama's like Sprint Canada, 15 cents a
                     minute, anytime, anywhere, no restriction.
 
 

Your Mama is so Ugly...
                             Trick or Treat
 

                     Your mama is so ugly, she trick or treats by
                     phone.
 
 
 

Computer Blondy
 

                     How do you know when a blonde has been
                     working on
                     your computer?

                     There's white out on the screen and lipstick
                     on
                     the joystick!
 
 
 

Your Mama is Like a
                              Bowling Ball
 

                     Your mama is like a bowling ball. She gets
                     picked
                     up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and still
                     comes back for more!
 
 
 
 
 

                     Clinton, Dole and Perot on
                                   AF-1
 

                     Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in

                     Air Force One. Perot pulls out a $100 bill
                     and
                     says "I'm going to throw this $100 bill out and

                     make someone down below happy."

                     Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that

                     was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50
                     bills and make two people down below
                     happy."

                     Of course Clinton doesn't want these two
                     candidates to outdo him, so he pipes in, "I
                     would
                     instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out
                     to
                     make 100 people just a little happier."

                     At this point the pilot, who has overheard all
                     this bragging and can't stand it anymore,
                     comes
                     out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of
                     you out of this plane and make 250 million
                     people
                     happy."
 
 
 

Amphibians
 

                     What is green and hops from bed to bed?
 

                     A prostitoad.
 
 
 

Redneck Castration
 

                     How do you cut a redneck's dick off?
 

                     Kick his sister in the chin!
 
 
 

Square Boobs
 

                     Why did the blonde have square tits?

                     She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
 
 
 

Your Mama is Like a
                                 Racecar
 

                     Your mama is like a racecar, burns 4 rubbers
                     a night.
 
 
 

Raggedy Ann and the
                         Pillsbury Dough Boy
 

                     What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann
                     and the
                     Pillsbury Dough Boy together?

                     A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
 
 
 

Sticky
 

                     What goes in hard and comes out sticky and
                     wet?
 

                     Bubble Gum, you sicko!
 
 
 

Golf Ball
 

                     What is the difference between a golf ball
                     and a g-spot?

                     A man will spend two hours searching for a
                     golf ball.

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