MagicMan13's Top Ten Reasons Why!

Why Mankind Sucked,And Changed To DUDE Love

1. Because He Didn't Know How To Drink Out Of a Cup Yet...
2. Because When He Opened His Mouth,His Breath Was Like Hiroshima All Over Again...
3. Because He Used To Sell His Butt Cheese to The Eskimos To Support His Family...
4. Parents Would'nt Let Thier Kids Watch Him, Because They Thought He Was Hannibal The Canibal....
5. Because He Used His Mandable-Claw To Flip People Off...
6. Because He Used To Sleeps With A Blankie Made of Dead Cats...
7. When He Was A Baby He Sucked His Mandable-Claw, Instead Of His Thumb...
8. He Was Caught With Paul Bearer Showing Each Other Their Mandable-Claws.
9. He Was Tired Of Being Asked For A Date By Vader...
10. Shawn Michaels Himself Told Me That The Mandable-Claw Smells Like Butt Crack...

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