The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels
Hell In The Cell
Kane? Brother or Foe? Beyond the Undead!
You Decide!
By DragonLady13
It started out a night of fright and might for
the Phenom--first might, as the major fashion
casualty Shawn Michaels ran about the ring tring to
flee justice from the Undertaker! Seeing that back
stabbing, prancing, mincing cheat Shawn Miheals fill
with fear before the mighty Undertaker was RIP
HEAVEN!
Things got rumbling and bopping in short order, and
Undtertaker got some mighty licks in before AMichaels
began his own assualt. True to his nature, Shawn
Michaels cannot wage a battle without resorting to
the behavior of a coward, and soon he was up to his
old tricks, sliding on his belly like the snake he
is, to withdraw and wield one of the deadly metal
stairs. SM has struck the Undertaker before with
weapons at every opportunity--and this is always when
the Undertaker's back is turned, or his attention is
elsewhere, usually with a distraction caused by Chyna
or HHH! But as this was Hell in the Cell--there was
no way in and no way out fans, which meant Chyna and
HHH could not pull their filthy tricks on our Lord of
the Darkside, the mighty Undertaker.
But even so, the coward Shawn Michaels found a way
to pull his evil. And hit Undertaker again with his
deadly weapon, the steel stairs. Chunks of Shawn
Michaels sissy tights were flying, along with major
clumps of the Phenom's scalp. The royal rumble was
kicking--and neither side was taking prisoners!
There was a lot of running away on the part of Shawn
Michaels and a lot of flying feet by the Undertaker
in pursuit of Michaels. The night included Shawn
Michaels getting a major bad taste of his own
medicine. The mighty Phenom invoked a 'chair clause'
of his own, and to the cries of the mighty nightbirds
of justice, clanked his own chair on Shawn Michaels
noggin' for a spell!
The HBK and the Undertaker went toe to toe in what
this wrestling writer thinks is one of the most
bloodthirsty battles of the century. Not the Roman
Gladiators, not the troops of Ghengis Khan, not the
Cossacks of old Russia, not the US Marine Corps
finest--could have fought harder or more desperatly
as the Undertaker did against HBK and vice versa.
Even though I think no one compares to the Lord of
the Darkside, the mighty Undertaker, I must admit,
HBK did put up one fiendish display of desperation at
the end of the match.
Just when the legion of the dark, the Undertaker's
fans, thought this would be a glorious night in RIP
history, all the demons of hell could not have caused
more horror than the unexpected appearance of Kane,
the Undertaker's brother who supposedly had perished
in a fire long ago.
YES THAT'S RIGHT, KANE!!!
We have been waiting, disbelieving, as Undertaker
did himself, that Kane was just a beer swizzling
fantasy of Paul Bearer--created out of his own sick
need to revenge the mighy Phenom!
But batshit and vampire piss--it really happened!
Kane emerged in his horrible regalia and twenty one
gun salute glory--not only emerged, but proceeded to
borrow a can of 'whoop ass' from Stone Cold's
underground lair--and used it fast and fine to reduce
his brother, the mighty Undertaker, to some deep six
morgue meat. Oh what horror! Oh what shame! And
revenge the soul of the plot!
Our mighty Phenom was quickly dispatched, and as the
fans of the dark lord Undertaker watched in tears and
burning blood, Kane stood triumphant over
Undertaker's still form, then left the cell.
But that was not the worst that could come. To the
shocked and revolted fans of the Phenom, there was
yet one more cold and dirty day, not in hell, but
beyond Hell itself! This was when Shawn Michaels
came to and raised one limp arm letting it fall upon
the body of Undertaker, WINNING THE MATCH!
There are lights burning all over the world, candles
of hope, by all the fans of the mighty Undertaker.
I ask that you burn one too.
One, so that our mighty Phenom may heal and be
reborn through the darkside from the terible damage
that was inflicted upon him, both body and soul.
Two, that the mighty Undertaker return to try and
balance the scales of justice which tipped when the
lower life form of Shawn Michaels slithered across
him, winning the match.
And three, that the Undertaker may confront
Kane, and receive forgiveness and have his brother
returned to him whole, not the killng machine he has
become.
REST...IN....PEACE!
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