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Always store in a cool, dry place. Will cause drowsiness.
Avoid operating heavy machinery during use. This site is known to cause cancer
in Northern California, Western Greenland, and Papua New Guinea.
Do not attempt to use while bathing. No lifeguard on duty. In case of drowning
or other emergency, your computer should not be used as a floatation device. Employees and their
families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Forget the dog, beware of owner.
No parking. No smoking. No standing. No soliciting. No spitting.
No kidding. No purchase necessary. No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Action figures sold separately.
Do not store above 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Prosecutors will be
violated. Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires.
This disclaimer does not apply to damages caused by hurricane, flood, tornado, volcanic eruption, earthquake, riot, dog bite, nuclear holocaust, user stupidity, shipwreck, alien abduction, road rage, drug withdrawal, verbal assault, cheating husbands, flying derbris, or house arrest. Other restrictions may or may not apply. Void where prohibited and/or considered obscene. Your mileage will vary. If this had been actual disclaimer you would been advised where to tune in your area for news and official information. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. View at your own risk. GOOD LUCK! |
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