The Fans

Our fans are the most important people in the world to us....well, next to us. So, we've decided to devote a WHOOOOOLE section of our web sight to them! All our fans are collectively known as Groupies. They're all worthless whores! Check it, homes!

Margarette used to be a groupie. Now she's in the band. E-mail her at xdogmai@aol.com.

I've spoken with Tracy(wicked1666@aol.com) mainly because her name resembles that of a former pornographic movie star. Anyway, she's really creepy and types in all caps about how she loves me and how I kill her soul, then she says I'm a dumbass. One of our most fucked up groupies by far! We strongly dislike her.

Brooke-Type-Person(kitryne@aol.com). She's stuck with us from the beginning and has always kissed our ass like a bitch should. Thanks Brooke!

Raven, Beth, Charlotte, Fag Queer: She worships us.

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