3.7.19989(This was done during the ZPR days):
INTERVIEW BY LIESEL:
Glam Princess: Are you a hooker?
DJ Rappy: No. You the hooker!
Glam Princess: How much?
DJ Rappy: How much? Are you offering me sex?
Glam Princess: No. How much do you charge?
DJ Rappy: You have to buy a Zombie Pig Retard shirt and that gives you an anal fist.
Glam Princess: What about anal SEX?
DJ Rappy: Sorry. I'm married and that counts as cheating.
Glam Princess: Do you like tits?
DJ Rappy: Tits are great.
Glam Princess: What is your mom's name?
DJ Rappy: Satan. 666. Evil dude.
Glam Princess: Is your aunt a lesbian dyke that works at a porno store in San Francisco on the Castro?
DJ Rappy: No. She works in your butt! HA HA HA! Actually, I think that answer was yes.
Glam Princess: Do you like my butt?
DJ Rappy: You have a nice butt.
Glam Princess: Are you a devil worshipper?
DJ Rappy: Yes. I worship your devil butt.
Glam Princess: Are you sure you are cool enough to have your own band?
DJ Rappy: I am certain.
Glam Princess: Would you make love to Coutrney Love?
DJ Rappy: I would break her tits off then throw them up your butt.
Glam Princess: But would you fuck her?
DJ Rappy: Nope. She's not enough of a rock star for me.
Glam Princess: Then you aren't cool enough to be a rock star.
DJ Rappy: I'm bigger than her.
Glam Princess: Are you going to turn into a dragon whore and rape my mom?
DJ Rappy: I will do what you just mentioned. These questions are hard. They're all deep.
Glam Princess: When you say you are bigger than her..are you reffering to penis size?
DJ Rappy: My penis is about the size of a pencil eraser.
Glam Princess: What is your name?
DJ Rappy: My name is DJ Rappy.
Glam Princess: Do you have a soul?
DJ Rappy: No. DJ Rappy feels nothing.
Glam Princess: Is Hanson evil or what? They scare me. i dont know what they are...but they are fucking scarie.
DJ Rappy: Hanson is just what America needs to shock them back into thinking.
Glam Princess: Was sind deine hobbys?
DJ Rappy: What are my hobbies?
Glam Princess: ja.
DJ Rappy: My hobbies are being straight. I think Romeo And Juliet have a good relationship.
Glam Princess: are you afraid of gay people?
DJ Rappy: Yes.
DJ Rappy: I constantly get the feeling that you're about to insult me.
Glam Princess: i wouldnt insult you!!
Glam Princess: does marilyn manson think you are gay?
DJ Rappy: M. Manson called me gay.
Glam Princess: what do you have to say to your fans?
DJ Rappy: I have to say....I like Sprite.
Glam Princess: if you were a yogurt... would you be stirred or fruit at the bottom?
DJ Rappy: I might be yogurt. I am all of the yogurt.
Glam Princess: Do you know all the words to MMMbop?
DJ Rappy: I know the words backwards.
"KILL your mom
kill your dad
kill your fag
i am the lad
in short shorts
and long socks
fuck you."
Glam Princess: Marilyn Manson is scarie.. Did he reallie take out his ribs to suck his own penis?
DJ Rappy: No. They stole that rumor from me. I actually did it. And Mr. Manson wanted to steal my lime light.
Glam Princess: That cocksucker! So.... umm I'm running out of questions. Do you like KFC?
DJ Rappy: I like that KFC genetically alters chickens.
Glam Princess: Do you shave your legs?
DJ Rappy: I do.
DJ Rappy: I'm saying that Kevin Arnold shaves his eyebrows and wears sharp eyeshadow. I just picked my nose.
Glam Princess: Are you gay?
DJ Rappy: I'm as gay as an elephant.
Glam Princess: Like the one that had sex with a pig on South Park?
DJ Rappy: I strongly dislike South Park. Although, I do like the term, "pigfucker".
Glam Princess: Do you want to OIK me?
Glam Princess: Are you a rap or a disco man?
Glam Princess: Are you a drag queen?
Glam Princess: do you like flowers dead or alive?
Glam Princess: Am I a fag?
Glam Princess: Yessir....will you be my master?
1998: DJ Rappy interviewed some Japanese kid in a college. This was back when it was Zombie Pig Monster or Retard. He's not sure. The kid talked funny
Rap: What do you think of the Spice Girls?
Rap: What do you think of Marilyn Manson?
Rap: What do you think of crack?
Rap: Should crack be legalized?
Rap: What if someone wants to and doesn't hurt anyone?
Rap: Should abortion be legal?
Rap: What do you think of the Christian god?
Rap: What do you think of Satan?
Rap: Should sex be legal?
Rap: Is sex dirty?
Rap: Should murder be legal?
Rap: Do you believe that urination should be legal?
Rap: What do you consider absolutely vile?
Rap: Should fast food be legal?
DJ Rappy: Oik? Fuck you?
DJ Rappy: I want to fuck you.
Glam Princess: ((Glam Ho hides))
DJ Rappy: Oh dear. I'm that sickening? I'm DJ Rappy. You should want to have sex with me.
Glam Princess: oh yes. forgive me
DJ Rappy: DJ Rappy forgives no one.
DJ Rappy: Rap all the way. Disco is for fags.
DJ Rappy: If you want me to be. I'd be a good drag queen.
DJ Rappy: I like them dead. All the way. Alive is for fags.
DJ Rappy Do you like flowers alive?
Glam Princess: Hellno...but i like women that makes me a fag.
DJ Rappy: But you don't like alive flowers. So you're straight.
DJ Rappy: Sure.
DJ Rappy: Do you hate anyone?
DJ Jappy: Yeah well. I don't like Sadaam Husein.
Jap: What's that?
Jap: I dunno?
Jap: There are some people....AIDS....No permission, people shouldn't take any.
Jap: Maybe very special case.
Jap: Only if prescribed by doctor but if you're a healthy person....then that's against the law?
Rap: What do you think of me?
Jap: I think from now on I will know you....this is only the second time I've met you.
Jap: *laughs*If she has to, okay. That depends on the woman who got pregnant, if she needs to abort. Abortion is not a good idea, someone may need it.
Jap: I personally believe that. I believe in everything.
Jap: Satin? What's that?
Rap: The opposition to the God.
Jap: Satan....well, it's hard to understand this kind of stuff because I am not an American.(Damn straight you filthy Jap!)
Jap: I dunno?
Jap:Not really; I don't think it's dirty at all. I don't have any right to say about that.(of course it is you jap!)
Jap: Yes.(dear lord!)
Jap: This is something, you can't avoid it.((maybe for your, you filthy jap)
Jap: ((after explaining to his jap ass what vile is!)) War.
Jap: It's okay? Why not?