THE MONKEY WITHIN
I am no man.
You are the woman.
It has been abolished.
All but you.
ALF is in the sky.
He looks below.
No one cares.
Is it the end?
The king eats salamanders for dinner
in Mexico
all the spics run free
in their hats
or sombreros as THEY call it
It is preserved in a plate on anguish.
All has revolved around this.
Television is Monet's God
Crank
Television
Just a cartoon character
just like Ian's sister
yum yum diddly yum
I am crank
you like, don't you?
you love me
i'm all that matters now that you lost your best friend
hee
hee
i live in a
tree
i am phallus
i am god
I have no remorse.
The dinosaur can now roam, kill the chicken is all it seems
dead children siing in the streets
The deserts are bad.
Hope can not be saved.
The cat stares and smiles.
We can only pray now.
i sit in a room with a dog on my shoulder
not a raven
not a boulder
just a dog
on my shoulder
The cheese stands alone.
bow wow ow
look at it go
soom past in a monkeys dune buggy
mewo row
row your boat gently
down
the stream
tub bath
meow
merrily merrily singing
my life
is
but a dream
COKE: This name was influenced by when DJ Rappy made a reference to the lines in this song and made an unfunny joke about lines of coke and then it was the name.
I am the dog that eats your shews
I am the poo that eats your doo
You know,
I like herpes
I like crack
I like everyone
that isn't black.
CHICK AT DA STORE, BIZNATCH
I saw you,
at the store,
you looked good,
I looked better,
I walked up to you,
and said,
girl, you all dat and a bag o chips,
She's a fine bitch!,
In the store,
She's a fine ho,
yeah she's a whore,
But I told myself
you promised yourself
that you were gunna stop screwing around
but I said to myself
shut up you smell bad
so I turned her around
and smacked her ass
She screamed for me to stop,
I said no way
She told me to get off
"Shut up it's an easy lay"
yay!
(gUITAR soLO)
And that's how it ends
the biznatch is dead
I laughed and threw a quarter down
and she smiled at me
no, wait, she's dead
Oh yeah.
WeLL, she looked at me and didn't do anything
except make the rug all red
(because she's bleeding, you see)
And that's the end.
I'M BETTER THAN YOU
I hate white people
I hate black people
I HATE EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME
I hate you
I hate you
I hate your mom
and your doggy too
I hate water
I hate man
I am the only one in the band
Your mom's a dick
Your dad's a dick
And your head is thick
So don't pick
That word was put there cos it rhymed
not with thyme
in a lime
light
orchestra
PorkestrA
DorkestrA
You fag, you're a lorkestra
I've truly lost it
and they took my dog
aT least I ain't a fag that plays with pogs
DEAD MARGE: Marge dumped Bob Dole II. She's also our number one groupie.
There was this ho
named Margo
She gave me head
I slept in her bed
She went out with BD
She shot his pee pee
with her hate and disgust
for BD
He grabbed her short dyke hair
dragged her to Science class
bludgeoned her with a desk
then with the light
pro
jec
tor
She screamed stop
the teacher looked ON
and the mess he'd created
that he had fixated
he created a dream
and made it come true
after ripping her poo
out of her view
(her eyes, that is)
The teacher looked up, said, "You're gunna clean that up you know."
And the fat Mexican fellow commented, "Dole, what the fuck is wrong with you"
And no one else noticed.
ELLEN DEGENERATE IS GAY
Ellen Degenerate is gay
It does not make my day
It brings up
the urge to vomit
and makes me think
why must everything be so gay?
BACKWARDS MMMBop
KILL your mom
kill your dad
kill your fag
i am the lad
in short shorts
and long socks
fuck you
BRIANNA IS A STUPID FUCKING COW: Brianna is a stupid indian. She worked at Little Caeser's. Stupid dough bitch.
Brianna is a fucking fat assed bitch
She don't have a mind of her own
She's got a dick in her mouth and nothing else
I'd kill her if the laws weren't so fucked up
that they'd protect a bitch like this
She smells like dough
cos that's all she is
A pillsbury dough fuck
I'm hungry
I will eat a White Castle cheeseburger now
IF I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WRESTLER
I want to be a wrestler
I do believe it would be fun
to dance around with near naked men
near naked men in their underwears
If I was a black wrestler
I think it'd be fun to run around with my big black dick
and hit all the other wrestlers with it
ERIN IS A STUPID BITCH: This song is about someone named Erin. DJ Rappy stabbed her with a fork.
Erin is a stupid bitch
who can't think of anything new
she's nice to Brianna
and she lives in Wisconsin
which makes her one stupid bitch.
ANNA NICOLE SMITH IS NEAT: 3.9.1998. This song was written while Mr. Rappy was watching the E! True Hollywood Story.
It sucks that Anna lost her money
It sucks that people think she looks like a fat monkey
If I had it my way, Anna Nicole Smith would be in Zombie Pig Retard
PAMELA LEE IS NEAT TOO: 3.9.1998
Pamela Lee is neat
I hope she does not lose her money
It was mean to steal that movie from her house
Although I know I'd jack off to it too
I LIKE EATING MEAT: 3.9.1998
I like eating meat
It is my hobby
I like eating it in a lobby
I like eating it with anyone including Bobby
Even though I hate bobby
I want him to bee tortured
He should kill himself
Bobby sucks
BLACK MAN: 3.10.1998
Black men are fun to play with
I like stacking them on top of each other like building blocks
Black men black men, everywhere
black men, black men, in my hair.
Black men, they are so neat
If I could, I'd have them all to eat.
I think black men are quite nifty
although they are a little bit thrifty
CRACK ROCK: 3.11.1998
The Sleeping Whale sleeps no more.
It falls from the air in my pores
digging in my brain so deep,
I live in a compost heap
ARETHA FRANKLIN IS A FAT BLACK WOMAN: 3.12.1998
she is fat
she is black
that's all you need to know
PEOPLE WHO LOL ANNOY ME: 3.12.1998
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$SEX$ IS ALL YOU ARE: 3.13.1998 There was a rumour that Marilyn Manson was coming out with a song called $ex Without Love. I found this doubtful so I stole the name for myself. That's how it goes. Biznatch.
i never have sex.
I hate the whole act.
It's disgusting.
It's especially disgusting with fat people.
I hate sex
I hate cum
I hate cumming
I hate you
Money money money
That's all you are
Sex sex sex is all you are
Dead is what a monkey be
throw a key in
With a monkey bee
FUCK
SCUM FUCK
Motherfucker is all you are
Meow meow meow
I slit your throat and piss in your gash
Your pussy doesn't matter anymore
I hate sex
It's all you are
I ain't gunna take your dick in my mouth
I made a pussy in your throat
Now I'll fuck it with my knife
I hate sex
I hate how girls smell.
I hate big dicks
Big tits turn me off
Sex is all you are
DJ Rappy doesn't fuck
DJ Rappy likes to rape
Money money money
Fuck fuck money
Death is all you are.
Fuck you fuckers
Fuck
PUSSY
COCK
CASH
PENNIES
FUCK
FUCK
CUNT
CUNT
DICK
BIG
FAT
DICKS
That's all you are.
I AM A BLACK MAN: 3.14.1998
cRACK CrAck it lives in my brain
Crack crack I'd put it in my veins
If I wasn't such a pussy
I am the God of Crack
I eat my crack
I love my crack
I am the God of Crack
Crack crack crack
Dead babies background torture
Look at my web sight Look at my web sight!
Bitch, I said look at my web sight!
::smAck smAck::
You ain't black!
sMACK SMack!
Take that
Take that!
Argh! The crack is getting to me!
I haven't even touched the pipe yet
Ahh damn!
Ahh shit
I gots twenty nine children to support
Crack crack
it taints my bane
crack crack
I love my veins
I HATE MY LIFE: 3.17.1998
If I had to choose one thing in life to hate
it would be mine
I have acne and I'm ugly
And chicks with big tits
like to laugh at me
I pick my nose
I eat my shit
But that doesn't bother me,
not one little bit
My "dad" likes to beat me
My "mom" likes to fuck me
My dick is red from beating it so fucking much
I sit in my room
all night long
thinking of killing myself
but then I realize
that there's still so many people to piss off
I hate my life
It is oh so shitty
I hate my life
I want some pity
I hate my life
I'm oh so ugly
I hate my life
Jocks are so scary
I think of all the people who have screwed me over
They don't even know it
and I drive myself lower
I punch my self
And rape myself
With constant thoughts
of people fucking
I hate people
They're part of life
I wanna fucking
Beat my wife
Dead damn dead damn
break me out
Dead damn dead damn
Watch me pout
I hate my life!
I hate my life!
I hate my life!
I hate my life!
And I FUCKING hate you for being in it!
I preach violence, this I won't deny
so beat your mother
kill your brother
and rip out their eyes
I DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR: 3.17.1998
I hate laughter
Your mom's a slut
When people are laughing all around me
I wanna slit their throats
The only reason I joke
is so that I can laugh at other people
for laughing at my jokes
I DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING: 3.17.1998
The thought of bringing some girl in a bathroom
and fucking her
disgusts me
The thought of taking this society
In its own bathroom
and raping it
well, that truly makes me want to masturbate!
YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU?
No one loves me, this fact it is true
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if every person in this World
wanted to give me a big boo boo
I'm not like other boys
I don't like degrading girls
And because of this
People want my guts to unfurl
I like herpes,
I like crack
On this World, I will turn my back
"I don't care about sex....I care about being a rock star."-DJ Rappy