"Date Rape"
Let me tell you about a girl I know
had a drink about an hour ago
sitting in a corner by her self
in a bar in down town hell
She her a noise and she looked to the door
and saw a man she never seen before
light skin,and light blue eyes
a double chin,and a plastic smile
well, her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"My brand new car is parked right outside, how'd ya like to go for a ride"?
and she said, "wait a minute I have to think.."
he said, "that's fine may I please buy you a drink?"
one drink turned into three or four
and they left and drove away some place real far
"Now babe the time has come"
"how'd ya like to have a little fun?"
and she said, "If we could only please on our way I will not run"
that's when things got out of control
She didn't want to he had his way
she said, "let's go"
he said, "no way"
Come on babe it's your lucky day
shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way
c'mon babe don't be afraid
If it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid
He finished up and started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said, "now babe don't be sad".
"in my opinion you weren't half bad"
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,hit him in the head,now he's got a big scar
c'mon party people why don't you listen to me
date rape stylee
The very next day she went to her drawer
and looked up her local attorney at law
went to the phone filed a police report
then she took the guys ass to court
well, the next day he stood in front of the judge
he screamed,"she lies that little slut!"
the judge new he was full of shit and he gave him 25 years
and now his heart is filled with tears
that night in jail it was getting late
he was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed
but the guards payed no attention to his cries
that's when things got out of control
The moral of the date rape story, it does not pay: drunk and horny
but that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key
well I can't take pity on men of this kind
even though he now take it in the behind
well I can't take pity on men of this kind
even though he now take it in the behind..DATE RAPE!
she didn't want to, she didn't want to,she didn't want take it!