- Name: Alexander James 'AJ' McLean
- Location: In your bed
- Birthdate: 1-9-78
- Sex: All the time
- Marital Status: Never, I'm a playa
- Hobbies: Dying my hair any color I can find, picking up chicks, throwing up meals or feeding Nick, shopping for leopard hats (yes, I have 3 not 1), and sex.
- Computer: The one in front of me
- Occupation: Professional flirt, spokesman for Rogaine, and porn star
- Personal quote: 'I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?'