- Name: Howard Dwaine Dorough
- Location: parents' house
- Birthdate: 8-22-73
- Sex: unsure
- Marital Status: I wish
- Hobbies: Touching Nick, perming my hair, winking, drooling, doing sit-ups, collecting grease, talking in place of Nick on interviews, and singing.
- Computer: Laptop
- Occupation: wannabe Mariah Carey, stripper, real estate shark, dancer, and gay rights activist
- Personal quote: 'Gay men have feelings too.' 'Support my foundation for gays and my foundation for Caroline Dorough, I mean Cochran.'