Random thoughts on Britney:
1) I (Po) saw Skanky when she appeared on the Rosie O'Donnell show. I was horrified to discover that she can't sing OR dance. Her voice sounded horrible; it's obviously that it was synthesized for the CD. Also, she looked like she had a big pole shoved up her ass. She was sooo stiff. I don't even want to go into the interview. We'll just say she was ditzy as usual.
2) Brit had to cancel her Leno performance because (snicker) she hurt her knee doing her new video. The best part is that she wasn't even filming it yet. She had gone early to practice and that's when the clutz hurt herself (HAHAHAHA)!
3) On a recent radio interview, she was asked if people treat her differently now that she's famous. She said, "Well people who didn't know me before treat me differently, but my friends, they treat me the same." Umm... no comment on this one, it's too easy.
4) We recently received a sound clip of Britney talking about the BSB songs that appear on the end of her album. She claims that she did them a "favor" and that "when people pick up my CD ten years from now, they're not going to know who Backstreet is." Excuse me, Miss I've Had One Single And Now I Think I Rule The Music Biz??? In ten years, no one's going to want her crappy album and the only reason anyone bought it now is because of the BSB songs! She thinks she's going to be some music legend like Madonna. What a delusionoid. The BSB are the ones doing HER the favor and they don't need her help to sell their CDs. DIE BRITNEY DIE!!
5) Britney and N Stink in their Entertainment Weekly photo shoot. The director said that they wanted to show the guys peeking through a hole in the door at Britney in a towel, but they couldn't do the shot cuz of her knee brace. SIIIICK!! No one wants to see her skanky self in a towel. I almost feel bad for N Sync; nah, I'm just glad it was them and not the Backstreet Boys.
6) In an AOL Live chat, Britney said her favorite BSB was Howie. HAHAHAHAHA!!! It figures that she would be attracted to the winking, drooling, greaseball... someone much like herself. They can be each other's only fan.
7) Britney's tour, at one time, was sponsered by Nestle's, but they backed out cause of her provocative Rolling Stones pictures. HA HA, her sponser backed out. Dumb slut.
8) Just in, Britney "flat" Spears got a boob job. She got breast implants at the young age of 17. She is such a dumbass. Why the hell would you do that, after the porn pics? Wait, why the hell do it anyway?
9) In Britney's porn pics (aka Rolling Stone), not only are they REALLY inappropriate, but she has tummy hair! That's just nasty.. maybe she should take a hint from her idol Howard and shave it off. Where's my barf bag when I need one? Thanks to Arthur and KewlKasy47 for this observation.
10)This just in from *wink drool* everyone's favorite BSB, Howard: 'I liked her song 'One More Time' but to be true to the fans I never really liked her.' HAHAHAHAHAHA! Her favorite Backstreet Boy doesn't even like her.
11) Someone needs to buy that girl a bra! She must not realize that with her new 'friends' she needs more support. She didn't wear a bra on Leno or the KCA... and it looked cold there, if you know what I mean. EWWWWWW!! Much props to Rosie, who told her to never wear that shirt again.
12) Hey we like something about Brit's new video, Sometimes. The scenery is really pretty and that cousin of hers is HOT! However, she changes clothes too many times, her shorts are too short, she has hair extensions, a fake tan, she can't sing and dance at the same time, she can't lip sync, the list goes on and on...
13) Laa Laa has a confession to make. She recently bought Britney's cd. Don't kill her people. She still hates Boobie, but for some unknown reason likes 'Sometimes'.
14) The Summer Jam Concert, Britney's blue tank top totally showed that her boobs got bigger. Also, her singing was off and she never dances live. I wonder why? hmmm
15) The Z100 takeover the BSB did on May 18th, Kevin played the 'Boobie' song and Nick couldn't stop laughing. Aj's favorite line was 'I must admit I paid for these.'
16) Her video "Crazy" is awesome, except for the fact that skanky herself is in the video.
17) For the 1999 VMA's, Britney wore ::choke:: a see through shirt. Thank God some black fluffy stuff covered her friends.
18) In our newspaper, The Fresno Bee, Britney claims to weigh 130 pounds and that she never had implants. It was a "growth spurt" for her.
19) Britney's video 'Oop's I did it Again' is the most pointless and uncreative video we have seen. Better luck next time skanky.
20) Don't waste your money on seeing Britney live. She can't sing live and dance at the same time, that's why you see her mouth moving at different times the music is...Sorry Brit Brit, but we aren't stupid.
21) Britney has a tanning bed on her tour bus...need we say more??
22) In her recent rolling stones article, she admitted to dating Justin Timberlake. She was EVEN spotted at a N Sync concert.
23) Britney on SNL was ok. She had funny skits, but her singing was SO off.
24) Britney's dancer TJ has left. This is sad news, because now Po and I have NO dancer of hers to make fun of anymore.
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