Kevin: We think he would be a tour guide at Disney World. He would've received a promotion by this time and would no longer be forced to wear those stuffy costumes. Another option is a politician because he likes to talk. One problem: he talks s-l-o-w. Everyone would fall asleep listening to him give an hour-long speech that could've been shortened to 3 minutes.
Howie: We think that he would be an ugly old man with no life. Think about it; who wants to hang out with an ugly old guy? Another possibility is that he would be a stripper. He does like to take his clothes off. Too bad no one would want to watch him.
Brian: We think Brian would be a preacher. He likes to talk and he believes strongly in God. He b-roking your church! If that didn't work out, Brian would change into a turtle and swim away from Leighanne.
AJ: We came up with many options for AJ's alternate occupation. We think AJ would make an excellent male prostitute. He could get paid for doing what he loves to do best! Also he would be a very creative tattoo artist. Not only would he save a lot of money, but he could test possible tattoo designs on others before putting them on himself.
Nick: Where to begin? Nick's dream job would be a pizza delivery boy. Think about it... he'd always be around food and he would be left alone with the love of his life, PIZZA! Also, Nick's Nintendo skills would be good by this time, from those hours of practicing. He would have a couple of trophies from video game competition to bring home and show his MOMMY!!
