Rumors: 2 Weird 2 B True

Most of the rumors flying around about the BSB are crazy and could no way be true, so we decided to create our own equally-ridiculous rumors. Happy reading!

• Not only do Nick and Aaron share a room, they share a bed.

  * Brian's heart surgery fund is a fraud; he actually pockets the donations.

• Nick and Justin are twins separated at birth. When Nick found out, he had plastic surgery so he wouldn't look like him.

  * AJ was going to commit suicide cuz he thought no one liked him, but Howie sweet-talked him out of it.

• The BSB are all gay. Their songs aren't about girls, but about their boyfriends.

  * Forget all the rumors about Nick and Britney Spears dating. Why would he date his cousin?

• Howie is adopted. His real parents left him in a dumpster, cuz he was too ugly. The Doroughs found young Howard buried in a pile of trash without his shirt on.

  * Kevin really has a high voice. When he talks in the low deep voice, it's not him, it's really a tape playing.

• The reason Brian says hi when they sing QPG is because no one said hello to him as a child.

  *Aj recently went hunting. What he got out of it: A nice leopard hat that never leaves his head. It must be glued on!!

• AJ is a female. He had a sex change, which is why he likes to shop so much and dyes his hair.

  * Nick has gotten a tattoo of a shark. He is hoping that it will improve his non-existent sex life!!

• Brian brings Tyke everywhere. Rumor has it, Brian and Tyke are engaged, not Leigh Anne and Brian.

  * Kevin really hates Nick. He told a newspaper this, 'Nick is an embarassment to the group. In interviews, he acts like a dork and never has good answers. That's why I never let him talk. But we are...uh...hoping that the...uh, new album will change Nick and uh...make him more mature.'

• Howie permed his hair to go with his new look, the shag. He told AJ, ' I am trying to get in touch with my feminine side.' Aj now stays away from Howie.

  * Kevin and his girlfriend were known to 'ride bareback' while playing 'cowboys and indians' in their youth.

• When Kevin says he was a 'BALL room dancer/mood dancer' what he actually means is he was a chippendale.

  * Nick got extremely wasted on New Years Eve after the Orlando concert along with Brian. Leighanne later that night ended up taking Nick's virginity after her usual late night raunchy rendezvous with Nick's chick Mandy Williford.

• Brian is perfect and that is why he never has any good rumors floating around unless it has to do with his dog Leighanne.

  * Howie is married to Brian's cousin, but cheated on her with AJ's mom.

• Kevin is a child molestor. That's why Nick walks so funny.

  * On a recent tour Brian and AJ were sick of Howie following them around all day so Brian dared him to run into a ladies room and then Brian and AJ ran off leaving Howie in there.

• Howie's real name is Paco Toledo and he is Ricky Martin's half brother and cousin.

  * Nick once swam across the Gulf of Mexico because his Nintendo was waiting on the other side.

• Nick is making a debut solo album and he is tossing around the titles 'I'm Hot and I Know It' and 'God I Am.' Also, the first single off the new album will be a track called 'Why Didn't 12 year old girls faint for me when i was in school?'

  * Nick found it odd that OBVIOUSLY he is the most popular one of the group and he doesn't have a girlfriend..so Mandy is really Nick's sister BJ posing as his girlfriend just to make Nick look straight since no girl at a legal age will go out with the poor guy.

• Mandy is really just Nick's Jenny Craig consultant.

  * Kevin's girlfriend Kathy suffers from a lack of sex from Kevin so she went out on the corner to get some and AJ 'accidentally' bought her body not knowing who she was.

• Rumor has it that Joseph Kahn will be the next Backstreet Boy. He 'likes' Nick the best.

  * Kevin keeps dumping his girlfriend Kristen of 7 years, but she keeps coming back for more. hmmm

• Nick got his ass kicked by the Spice Girls.

  * Nick had a sex change, because his mommy said so.

• One reporter asked a question about which BSB gets the most attention. All the guys said Nick, except Nick, who said that Howie gets both the guys and the girls

  * Kevin poses in front of the mirror every night and says to himself, 'Damn I look good.'

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