The BSB Scare Us...

When you've devoted your life to observing the BSB as we have, you start to notice things about them. Frankly, they scare us. If you think of anything that should be on this list, e-mail us and we'll add it!

Strange but true!

• AJ wrecks Everbody when they sing it live.

  * Howie has an overbite (just in case you hadn't noticed).

• AJ grabs himself in the All Access video.

  * Nick grabs himself in INBYH (the new US version).

• Brian spends more time with the dog than with Leigh Anne in INBYH (haha, says a lot for her!)

  * Howie should be arrested for indecent exposure in QPG.

• When Howie does the screaming part in AIHTG, Nick looks at him (hmmm).

  * Kevin talks soo slow in the Live video. Actually he talks slow all the time, but this time he takes it to another level.

• Every time they perform ALAYLM, Nick sings flat (the View) or nasal (SNL).

  * Kevin always mouths the words when he's not singing.

• AJ looks like he has a hangover without his sunglasses.

  * Nick sounds better in the Spanish version of Anywhere For You.

• Howie can be funny! He actually made us laugh in the AIHTG convo mix, you just have to get past his cheesy intro.

  * Brian says hello to someone every FREAKIN time they perform QPG.

• Kevin makes fun of Howie's kissing motion in AIHTG on A Night Out with the BSB.

  * First they release a CD without Everybody, then they have one with it. What's up with that?

• Nick tries to trip Howie in AIHTG.

  * Howie steps on Nick's foot during the Leno performance.

• Nick always eats his microphone and we have the pic to prove it!

  * Howie is in the middle of every pic so girls can't cut him out.

• The calendar is jacked up. Not only are the pics oriented weird, Howie is Po's b-day month.

  *AJ says the f-word during their recent Rosie performance. It's in the second verse.

• Kevin.. ahem... scratches himself while they were on TRL.

  * Nick says the f-word in All Access, when he's talking about Howie.

• On the Concert Video, Kevin talks to the people like they are retarded.

  * Brian needed to comb his hair at the Grammy's. His hair looked UGLY!

• In Anywhere For You, Nick and Brian always sing to each other...Scary!

  * On the PPV concert during QPG, Nick starts the 'Na, Na, Na' part early.

• On the PPV concert before Howie's solo, Nick trips.

  * On the recent SNL appearance (May 1999), Nick's hair was sticking out when they sang AIHTG.

• On the May 1999 Rosie appearance, Kevin stole the show. He never let Nick talk at all. Poor Nickolas.

  * Howie looks like a girl with his curly hair. Yucky.

• On BSB Live during the Quiz part, Nick hit the button everytime, but never knew the answer. I felt bad for the chic who he was playing with.

  * Also on BSB Live, Brian was 'feeling' his girl. I bet she liked that!

• In the new 'I Want it That Way Video' they never focus on Brian, but love Howie and AJ.

  * Nick, um pets himself on the Shania Twain special.

• On the PPV concert, when Nick takes off his shirt to play drums on QPG, he almost hits howie in the face with his drum sticks when he turns.

  * On the PPV concert, during Brian's solo, he trips while walking with his guitar.

• In the 'Everybody' video, if you watch Kevin when he sings the first 'everybody' after the whole 'am i sexual thing', he says 'everybody, rock your body' when he shoulda said 'everybody, yeah.'

  * The Disney Concert, Nick sings during the 'Perfect Fan', but on the cd, he doesn't.

• On the Disney Concert, the guys looked like they wanted to go on a safari with those sashes.

  * The 1999 VMA's, Nick sings off key during IWITW.

• Nick needs to cut his chaunchy hair, before Po has a heartattack.

  * Aj's, umm, shirt during the VMA performance of Larger than Life, uh, needed to be longer. Short shirts for guys are a major fashion no-no.

• Joseph Kahn directed the new video Larger than Life. Need I say more?

  * Also in the new video, Howie is the Michael Jackson wanna be moonwalker, if ya catch my drift.

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