Straight Talk Wit BSB
Each week, the Boys will be asked a question. We encourage all fans to submit a question for the guys. Simply, click the link at the bottom of the page and title it "BSB Question." This week's question is:
This question is for Howie from Hank D. Davis of Nebraska: You are my idol. How I can be greasy like you?
Howard: Well, Hank, usually an artist doesn't disclose his secrets, but since you are the first person that has ever admitted to being my friend, I'll
let ya in on the tricks of the trade *wink*. First, I don't shower for months and months at a time. On the rare occasion that I do shower (usually when the other guys won't come within 100 feet of me cuz I smell so bad), I wash my hair in baby oil to give it that shiny look *wink*. Before a show or a public appearance when I want to look extra greasy, I go to all the
local fast food places and collect all the grease they fry the food in and then dip my head in it. I also rub the excess all over my body *wink wink*. Overactive sweat glands are a plus and of course, never wear deodorant. Well there you go Hank.. good luck to you.. if you try really hard, I'm sure
one day you'll look as greasy as me *wink wink*.
AJ: Howie that's not possible, no one is as greasy as you!
Howie: I know that AJ, but I didn't wanna crush the poor guy's dreams. Keep it down, he might hear you.
Po: Uh.. Howie.. you're online.. I'm typing every word you said :). Hahahahaha.
*At this point, Howie bursts into tears and runs from the room mumbling something about never getting a fan*
Po: So Nick, what're you doing tonight? Hehe
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