BSB Comparisons

Okay, so they say that the BSB are the Original Boyband, but hell, if there wasn't any New Kids on the Block, then where would they be? Where would our other dear little boybands be? ? ?

5ive

They don't rap. They croon.
Their sno-cone headed guy (AJ) isn't as cute as 5ive's sno-cone headed guy (Scott)
They've got gay fags in their group. 5ive doesn't
They're from Orlando. 5ive is from the UK
They're rumored to be dating members from Innosense. 5ive is rumored to be dating whoever the hell they please
One of them barely opens his mouth to sing (Kevin). 5ive pitches in all the songs
They don't have cool nicknames like 5ive (B-Rok, Frick, Kevy, Bone(r), and Sweet D (Gag me).
None of them has a shaved head
None of them have wicked British accents
None of them are pretty fly for a group of white guys

98*

Compared to 98*'s videos, BSB's really suck
At least they don't sing on the top of a freakin bridge, but you wouldn't find 98* singing in a bunch of different rooms either
Their youngest guy (Nick, 19) is not as cool as 98*'s youngest guy (Drew, 22) but he's still way taller than him
None of them are extremely buff
Their Nick is uglier than 98*'s Nick
Compared to 98*'s songs, 98* sounds more sincere
Their oldest guy (Kevin, 27) is older than 98*'s oldest guy (Justin, almost 26)
They are way more popular than 98*

'N SYNC (Ooh, showdwn)

Their pretty blonde guy is more girly looking than 'N SYNC's pretty blonde guy (Lance)
They're both from Orlando, both have the same manager, bother produced by Denniz Pop, both from Trans-Con International, both released in Europe, both ripping off Americans with their CDs, whcih aren't as good as the ones they got in Europe, both . . .
Their youngest guy (Nick, 19) isn't as HOT as N SYNC's youngest guy (Justin, 18)
Their second-string heartthrob/get -half -of -the -leads -which -I must -share -with -the -baby guy-even-though-I've-got-the-best-voice guy (Brian) isn't HALF as hot as their umm, guy (JC, baby)
Their Big Daddy (Kevin) isn't as cute as 'N SYNC's Big Daddy (JC)
Their bass/I-never-get-to-sing guy (Kevin_ actually almost never sings, whereas 'N SYNC's bass/I-never-get-to-sing guy (Lance) actually sings a little bit more
Both have gay music video concepts; BSB: Let's get a bunch of different rooms, stack them on top of each other, and sing in them while Nick shows off his excessively bad acting skills! 'N SYNC: Let's drive in a car, play pool, and dance in front of cellophane! (GMHSALMTOY is Perfect though)
None of them can ever admit when they're taken
They are really good at fooling their fans into thinking they're prefect choirboys and then turning around and dissing their fans in a national magazine (SPIN) At least 'N SYNC doesn't spill to a national magazine
They've both got obsessive screaming teenybopper fans in multitudes
They don't have a sleepy bitchy guy who sings all the leads (almost) and gets 1/3 of the fans (Go JC)
They both have a baby blonde guy who gets almost all of the leads, gets half of the fans, and adored by many. 'N SYNC's baby blonde guy is well- built though
They were all rumored to be dating the Innosluts and/or Britney Spears. Even AJ is rumored to have stolen JC's girl and both Justin and Nick were rumored to be dating Britney Spears
They've both got guys who refuse to use their whole names (AJ & JC)
None of them are from Mississippi
None of them wear Superman stuff intentionally
Nick's eyebrows aren't as pretty as Lance's. Speaking of which, none of the BSB has as excessively large adam's apple
They all know they're white
Their crazy haired guy (AJ) is cuter than 'N SYNC's crazy-haired guy (Chris), but is not as lovable as Chris
They've only got 2 1/2 cute guys, whereas 'N SYNC has 4 1/2