BSB Parodies

As Long as You Fuck Me

Although prostitute have always been some friends of mine
They're dumpin me 'cuz I ain't got more cash
This is kinda crazy now I'm broke and I wanna get some
Honey lemme fuck your ass
How I'm out of cash it's just a mystery
Maybe it's the perm Howie got
Don't care what disease is in your history
As long as it ain't STD

I don't care who you are
Where you've been
Who you've done
As long as you fuck me
Who you are
Where you've been
Don't care who you've done
As long as you fuck me

Every single girl that I have blown and done
Been wantin a piece of my stash
Honey let's get jiggy and we'll have some fun
As long as you don't ask for cash

CHORUS

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look at the bulge in my pants
Who you did and where you're comin from
I don't care cuz I'm horny as hell baby

SING CHORUS 2X

Why Don't You Give Me a Part

By Kevin Richardson

Not even in the whole CD
Not one damn solo's sung by me
It's so obviously unfair
I've even got the group's best hair
Sometimes I wish I could
Open my mouth
But know it'd get me kicked out
But I wanna sing so bad Johnny
Why don't you give me a part

Why don't you give me a part
Why can't I just sing for once
At least let me sing one small part
Before I sing 'Tearin Up My Heart'
I should've known from the start
The freaking blonde would steal all the parts

And fans, now by the way
I don't all that bad, you should see
Dammit I wanna sing. I can, too
So what is it that's wrong with me
Sometimes I wish I could
Strangle Nick
He can barely even sing, the little dick
But I wish I could so bad
Even though it would make the teenyboppers mad

CHORUS

Johnny Johnny The deal that we had was so wrong
Even Howie's got some solos
Oh Jonny Johnny This really sucks
This crap's actually drawing in bucks

SING CHORUS 2X

All I Am Is Gay

By Howie Durough

I don't know what is wrong with my eye
Or whats the problem with my hair
I don't have good taste in clothes
They're all too tight and even the spandex

I don't care 'bout the size of your thing
'Cuz mine is kinda tiny too
I don't know but if I had my pick
I'd go out with the guy who sings PooFoo

Chorus:

But I guess that All I am is Gay
I think it's because Nick prefers me this way
I wish that Brian could be too
Cuz you know, he can be awful cute . . .

When I talk (When I talk)

No one seems to be listening to one damn word I say
That's okay; It happens every day
Cuz Nicky comes to kiss the hurt away
They all leave
And that's all fine with me
Cuz it means more time alone
Nicky please, get on your knees
I'm asking you to *********************!

Chorus 2X

Hook:

Nicky, I don't want you to
See that Lance any more
Can't you see
You belong to me
Now would you go and shut that door?

Chorus to fade

I Want It This Way

You are my sex slave
You'd better behave
And listen when I say
That I want it this way

Now first, you've got to wear a dress
I won't settle for less
Because it provides easy access

Don't complain
Now get down on both knees
Don't complain
I'm pretty hard to please
Don't complain
You'd betterlisten when I say
I want it this way

Did you bring handcuffs?
A six-pack of Duffs?
Yes, I know, it's kinky
But it'll be good- wait and see

Chorus

Now scream my name as we're getting jiggy
I don't care if you've got to pee, yeah
No matter what you want
I'm tellin you here
What I want you to do to me . . .

And one last thing
Here's the cash I bring
Next time (Next time x 3)
Don't want to hear you say

I want it to be my way
I'm paying for you anyway
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way
[The lyrics were just too perfect to change ;) ]

Don't complain-
(Repeat chorus)

"I Need Food Tonight"


Sung by Nick Carter
Sent in by Wendi

I NEED FOOD TONIGHT

Open up that box to me
And put it in my mouth, oh yeah
I'm so hungry, I cannot sleep
So cook me eggs and rice and pie...this time...

I Need Food Tonight
I need food right now
I know deep within my stomach
It doesn't matter if it's cold or hot
I really need food tonight

I figured out, how to cook a bit, yumm mmm
Sometimes the food, it, it comes out so wrong...oh yes it does
And I know that sometimes you, you laugh at me
But you cook the best food, all the time...alright

Chorus

And I need food tonight
I need food right now
I know deep within my stomach
It doesn't matter if it's cold or hot

All those diets I've tried to
Lose weight forever more and baby I know
I neeeeeeeeeeeeed fooooooood, oh oh, yeah,
I know deep within my heart...
It doesn't matter if it's cold or hot
I really need food...ohhh, ooohhhhh!
I need food oh I need food baby...
It's gotta be good, it's gotta be good
No it doesn't matter if it's cold or it's hot

All I know is baby...I really need food...tonight

Ohhhhhh

:)

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