If you wear as little as possible, it doesn't matter how young you are and how little of a chest you have. Nick will still be able to see you
Those $20 dollar pieces of crap you buy at concerts really are Backstage passes
Buy as much boyband merchandise as possible and you are sure to win their love . . .
Justin really does keep those stupid teddy bears
They really do watch those homemade crappy videos you send in . . . really!
Scream and he shall come
If you sleep outside the Ticketmaster four months before concert tickets go on sale, you really do have a chance of getting good concert tickets!
If you arrive at the concert venue two days before the show you'll get to meet Nick
The more psychotic you are, the "bigger the fan" you are
It doesn't matter that you look like a fool in school. Those BOP magazines sure fill up binder space!
If you lift up your shirts at concerts you'll be sure to arouse them. No matter that they can get any woman they want. Eleven year olds will do just fine
You love Chris and he loves you back. He doesn't know it but you can just feel that you BELONG together, that you were MEANT TO BE . . . So what if he happens to be 13 years older than you?!
They really do remember the girl with the baby blue FUBU jersey and the huge glittery sign sitting in section 200 . . . .
You're an 'N SYNC/BSB/Five/98 Degrees/etc. fan. You can automatically sing their songs in perfect harmony.
They really dig girls who cry at the sight of their sneaker toe
That monster in the 'N SYNC "Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now" tour was REAL
They really are "single and ready to mingle"
They are perfect. They don't drink. They don't smoke. They are all virgins
Mickey Mouse Club wsa the best show ever to grace the television airwaves
Britney Spears never went out with Justin
They really don't care about looks. Justin really does look for "Confidence"