STUPID Chain Mail!

Hey this is Weezer and you know what pisses me off?
Chain mail. Well, as if that weren't obvious form the heading!

But anyway, I get lots of stupid mail. Some try to make you feel guilty, like "this girl died and she wants to have this mail forwarded" stuff like that. Don't bother trying to send me mail (if you even knew my personal addy) cuz I never forward them. Never. Here are a few:

Stupid Chain Mail I've Gotten
• Send this to 20 people and you get Justin's AOL screen name!
  Yeah, like I even have 20 people on my address list!
• Send this to as many people as you can and you'll win BSPs!
  Again,not enough people on my list. And how could this work again? Oh yeah. It CAN'T
• "Hi this is Justin from 'N SYNC . . ."
  **cough cough** Bullshit **cough cough**
• Put your name on this petition, which will be sent to . . .
  Okay. So this goes to how many some-odd different people?! I mean, there could be like 73 #24s running around on 73 different copies of this letter!
• Forward this to at least 10 people and a video will appear!
  I haven't seen anything
• Make a wish! *

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  And if you forward to: 10 people . . .
  Aaaagh! These bug me to NO end, whatsoever! ! !

  This is the last wish of a dying girl . . .
  And what better way to live on than to forward a chain letter across the internet . . . .
  pathetic, if you ask me

  Now, whoever believes these must be pathetic. I mean, seriously, people. My friend has ghostmailer and we spend lots of time creating chains for some gullible fools to forward into oblivion. It is actually very fun to see people fall for the same trick. ha ha. Okay, now anyway.

  Do you get stupid Chain Mails?
  Tell us about them!

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  Email: boyband_oasis@hotmail.com